Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Ya know, normally I don't have any problem with black pepper, but, for some reason, if I put it on bagel bites, it burns worse than cayenne. I don't get it. Why. Why does this happen.

"Everything else may have failed, but at least we know we can safely abort."

Oh, sure, when *I* complain about broken game mechanics, I'm "a scrub" and "need to git gud lol", but when *they* do it we should listen to them because something something pro gamer. Nah, fuck it! They can "git gud" like the rest of us!

For example, in Upper Shaft (one of the levels in Cog in the Machine), you have to carefully lower an explosive by using ivy goos in a somewhat specific manner. But so. fucking. often. I grab unattached goos when I'm trying to grab attached goos and, even more frustratingly, sometimes, I grab the one goo holding the whole thing up when I'm trying to grab a free goo. It's frustrating. I know how to solve it, but the game's getting in my way.

I'm replaying World of Goo and something I'm being reminded of real hard is that the most frustrating thing in a puzzle game is knowing exactly what you have to do to solve a level and the game's mechanics literally getting in the way of you being able to do so. So many levels I know how to solve, and quite a few I literally can't because the game is getting in my way.

GUYS HELP THE BLOOD GOT IN MY EYES

Current transition goals:

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Why did I have a guide to extended AT commands on my phone before it died?

I also have a folder called "The Train Series" with videos:
Train
More Train
Even more train
Yes more train
Absolutely more train

Bonus points if you recognize what I'm referring to with those titles.

Going through videos I've taken and there's one titled "Jenga FAIL (2017) (gone sexual) (almost died)". Fun fact: the video was actually taken in 2016. I'd say "Jenga" is the only truth in that title, but, to be fair, it does feature the tower falling.

Why do brains?

Like, you bump some stuff putting things into the cabinet and the noises are vaguely the opening note to some song you never really thing about and it just puts the song in your head.

You ever just hear a noise that's vaguely the opening notes to something and you just start humming it or it otherwise gets stuck in your head?

So, idea. Lots of right wingers buy into covid conspiracies, right? why not use those conspiracies to get them to stay home in november when it comes time to vote and they inevitably don't delay the election? Like, the microchip thing, right? Just convince them that voting is a rouse to get them to contract covid so that they can be microchipped. Convince them, and they'll stay home. Eh? Eh?

Kemono, kemono-wait that's yuri. Kemono...

Ya ever just

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Remember how I remarked a couple of months ago about nyaing under effort? That nya's an interjection, not a verb.