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I'm an hour late, but happy new year!

(Sorry. I was playing uno.)

Today I learned that the You Don't Know Jack in party pack 5 has an episode that is practically dedicated to Frasier. Yes, the sitcom.

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lewd shitpost 

boost if you are a socialist OR

if you want Renamon to sit on your face

no one will ever be able to tell which is which

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welcome to the last 20 to 30 hours you can post this image

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Please, CW the following shit every single time:
-Religion
-Politics (preferably with country and state if US)
-Riots
-Nazis (literally anything about them)
-Violence
-Guns
-Capitalism
-Food (including what you're eating for dinner)
-Body problems
-Body horror
-Mental health
-Literally anything anyone in your circle asks to be CWed (i mean literally anything, you don't get to judge others needs)

These aren't just about you, these are to allow others to interact with posts with WARNING and not be totally caught off guard. CWs are a chance to avoid massive triggers and to significantly blunt their triggering impact.
If you think that people don't deserve to be allowed to interact with things on their own terms, consider how it would feel if you got smacked right in your most sensitive spot by somebody who then said "oh, well this world isn't safe for anyone!!"

Also, if you think that triggers aren't real, you're a piece of shit and you can block me preemptively cuz i don't wanna be anywhere near you.

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Adopt dont shop but don't adopt for a gift

Pets are not gifts (and especially not surprises)

Gender, lewd 

Basically, I wanna be a female kitsune that could absolutely destroy your ass with her massive cock. That's my transition goals, and I'm beginning to worry they're unattainable

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Gender, lewd 

All I want is a massive, rock hard fox cock that fuckin' blasts ropes *and* an otherwise female-passing, if butch, body. Is that too much to ask?

:promoted: Promoted by HRT has taken away what little libido I had and my previously pretty decent dick along with it and I want it back without having to quit HRT.

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mh (+?), sui ment 

Ya know, I'm glad that my intrusive thoughts have gone from "god I'm such a piece of shit, I oughta just kill myself" to "Hey, hey. What do they make heavy duty pie pans out of? PIE-tanium! :thinkhappy:​" but honestly I kinda feel like the latter are more annoying. Yeah, sure, not suicidal, but still. Fuck's sake, brain.

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You've heard of Manic Pixie Dream Girl, now get ready for

Depressive Cyber Bunny Girl.

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Techbro stupidity (in the past) 

Hey, whatever happened to those dumbasses who wrote an AI to determine gender from name/email and then attempted to claim they were working on separating gender from name/email *while still selling their AI as a way to determine gender from name/email*? Did they actually just get laughed off the face of the earth or did we just forget about them while they're still doing their bullshit in the background?

Re: Highlights from quiplash in the computer fairies discord 

Here the graphic from this twitter bit.

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a bit of context re: one more highlight from last night 

It wasn't just we all hate france. France had become the first thing we'd guess and that made for a *perfect* bit here, as three of us immediately went for the france joke

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one more highlight from last night 

I'd say apologies to france, but I, for one, am completely unapologetic.

More highlights from the impromptu game night 

In which mavi draws my fan club

...and someone else fails to guess the prompt completely

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