Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff.
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
Subtoot
Windows Vista looked great. Good thing it was pretty fucking good.
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sex, safety (!)
A thing I just learned: poppers and Viagra (or other ED drugs) absolutely should NOT be used together.
The combined vasodilation effects can cause blood pressure to plummet, which is a serious medical emergency.
I'm shocked that I only just learned this, or didn't have suspicions before. In fairness, popper use isn't too common in my circles. But like, that's a contraindication that I feel folks ought to be real clear about discussing.
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this is almost definitely going to be controversial but...
if your fallback thought to deal with how terrible everything is is something like "it's okay because god has a plan for us we can't know"...
think about that for a second. if someone has a plan for your life that you can't even know about, let alone consent to, then in any other circumstance that is abuse.
if the entire point of our lives is to prove some sort of cosmic point, then i want no part of it. i didn't ask to be part of the world and i didn't ask to be part of whatever thing you're doing.
Update 2: The power is back and youtube has resumed playing Cosmic Dance to celebrate
Update: It's supposed to be up to 45 minutes. The power is still out. I still don't know why.
And to make sure we're clear here, this is not a rolling blackout. It was announced in advanced that there would be an outage at 16:00 today. But I heard that through mom and she never really mentioned why.
Things you better have a damn good reason to do: Intentionally cutting off power to part of a city for 30+ minutes in 30-35°C weather.
Promoted by My power is currently out and I don't know what the reason is but it was announced in advanced, so there's gotta be something, right?
ph (-) update
I've finished sleeping and I feel much better. I think it was more than just carsickness. I had been drinking a bunch of caffeine to help me stay up, and I might have had a bit too much. Combine that with a car ride, and you've got a recipe for disaster. But, yeah. Feeling better now.
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why KITTEN.EXE is better than other .EXEs!
KITTEN.EXE:
-cute
-soft and pettable
-wants to be your friend
Other .EXEs:
-usually not cute
-not pettable
-probably does not understand the concept of friendship
the advantage is clear 
ph (-)
Was supposed to be heading out to the other side of the state to help my brother move. Instead, I had to have mom bring me home because I could not handle the car ride. The carsickness better not become a regular thing. Anyways, I'm gonna go try and recover some more
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i love some of the character names in the substories of the Yakuza series
Genshin Impact, lewd?
Basically, I no longer want to kill him, but if we fucked, it would absolutely still be hatefucking.
BTW, I should probably say that I may put spoilers under posts I CW "Genshin Impact", so if you dont want spoilers for that game, maybe be careful about those posts.
Genshin Impact
Okay, update. I played Childe's story quest and, honestly, I can kinda see why people like him. sigh Shame he's still Fatui. Honestly, if he had quit his job to come adventure with me, as he expressed the desire to in a letter to family, I'd probably like him a lot more.
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♀️
sitcom with two harpies, one is an ancient greek ass "i will descend from the mountains and drag your firstborn to hell" wind fury harpy and the other is "yeah my parents were pigeon harpies from ohio, i work retail and i like video games"
Genshin Impact
Look into Mona's eyes. What do you see? ...
Because it sure looks like a trans pride flag to me! Coincidence?! I don't fucking know, but...
Genshin Impact
Version 2.0 first impressions: I'm on the verge of sobbing. I did not expect this game to hit me this hard, but then the end of Ch. I Act IV happened and, well, here we are. Gods. Fucking. Damn it.
Genshin Impact
Have I ever mentioned that I fucking hate Childe?
Genshin Impact
Speaking of last we met, dude, it's not been that long. We literally last saw each other a couple days ago. You know, that whole thing where you thought I wasn't that strong and so "played along" only to find out just how strong I am and that I was serious about you having to kill me if you wanted the gnosis, then trying to kill me because you thought I had already taken the gnosis then deciding no less than half of Liyue would be acceptable casualties in your little quest?
Genshin Impact
Tartaglia's letter today quite amused me. Like, dude. I'm not your friend. I'm not your "pal". I can't fucking stand you and I wish I could have properly finished the job last we met.
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff.
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
