Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff. πβ
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
No context, lewd???
"Don't forget to palpate your meat."
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evidently the world agrees with me
https://twitter.com/everydaylouie/status/1089717884505354240
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guy fieri dresses like a gym leader
Finishing the story
Got an idea? Too bad, time's up! So, we sit and wait. A few minutes later, he comes back, having grabbed a hay bale. Yep. One of the bales came off the trailer.
Gotta admit, it was kinda funny watching him zoom around in that tractor.
So, we have the giant field behind our house, and recently, they've been mowing and baling everything and have been taking away the hay bales. Anyways, the guy who's been doing that just came in with the trailer still holding bales, leading us to wonder why he was bringing them back. He then, a few minutes later, flew out of here, this time in the tractor. I'll give you this moment to ponder on what could have happened.
And when I say "actually tastes like watermelon," I mean it. It doesn't taste like watermelon flavouring. It tastes like an actual watermelon. So, uh, if you like watermelon flavour but not watermelon itself...
Okay, I know I joked about becoming a soda review twitter, but, uh, I tried another gimmick soda, so...
Mystery Fanta. I don't know if there's a not-zero-sugar version, but this is the zero sugar one because I'm good at not paying attention to that.
It's okay? Tastes fine. Certainly much better than space coke. I described as being dreamsicle but watermelon instead of orange. It's got vanilla. It's got watermelon that actually tastes like watermelon. Weird aftertaste, but not bad otherwise.
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I really, really dislike that every time the Chik-Fil-A discourse (or really any discourse about a shitty company) comes up, it derails into how its mediocre.
That's not the point, should never be the point, and if you let that become the point you move the discussion into a field of subjectivity you will never be able to make a valid point in.
The point should be that it doesn't matter. That getting "good" product shouldn't overtake the fact that the company is actively using its funding to promote harm.
That's not the point, should never be the point, and if you let that become the point you move the discussion into a field of subjectivity you will never be able to make a valid point in.
The point should be that it doesn't matter. That getting "good" product shouldn't overtake the fact that the company is actively using its funding to promote harm.
Sometimes I take stupid online quizzes and, uh...You gotta tell me, doc! Is there a cure?! Is it terminal?!
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The ninth annual international Gender Census 2022 is now open until 13th August 2022!
https://survey.gendercensus.com
It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.
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apparently its nonbinary awareness week, so: hi, i'm nonbinary. for me, that means i:
- am not a man
- am not a woman
- am not trying to become either a man or a woman
- am not a human
- am not mortal
- cannot be killed
- have an insatiable bloodlust
- can be pacified only by tribute of gold
- make dark pacts with fell sorcerors to grant them unholy powers in exchange for their souls
Yards are such a fuckin' scam, man. All this grass behind our house is doing just fine despite only every getting watered when it rains (which happens once in a blue moon during summer) but this shitty ass stuff directly around the house can't go three days without the sprinkler? Fucking. Scam.
I am once again asking my less tech-oriented family to stop saying someone got "hacked" when someone just created a new facebook account with their (publicly-available) photos.
Okay, well, some cursory research shows I couldn't have, quote, "opened an account". That's not how it works. So, yeah.
Oh nooooooooooo /s
I'll be honest. Maybe I opened a metamask account 5 years ago or something. I dunno. But this is a phishing email. Spoofed sender and everything. Even if it wasn't, though...
Whatever will I do? How will I live without this thing I didn't even realize I had? This thing for a technology I've repeatedly dunked on for being shit. Whatever will I do? Oh noooooooooo 
β
Damn, what a shame. My metamask wallet has been suspended. Whatever will I do /s
No context
"I'm amused by the implication that the Mexican cartels are behind UFOs."
Not gonna lie, wiggly "You'll never be bored again" really makes this banner insisting I sign up more ominous than anything. Is this a threat?
Re: Nothing
Brought to you by the "I sleep/REAL SHIT" meme, the Local58 video "Real Sleep", and the highly tenuous mental links my brain draws between completely unrelated things.
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff. πβ
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
