Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff.
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
Things I just now realized
DWORDs and QWORDs are called those because they're *d*ouble and *q*uadruple the size of a WORD
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Microsoft made a chat app just for chat users and it doesn’t use AI
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"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap
Did you know I own cuvettes? I do! For some reason, Fisher Scientific sent them to me when I bought my lab coat and goggles. 500 of them. Did you know these normally sell for $175 for that many? My lab coat and goggles were less than half that! So far, I've only used 25! I should get to use more soon, but not much more. And I can't even use them as fancy shot glasses because they only hold 1.5 ml of liquid. Sad.
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opens fox muzzle, emits FOXBARK.WAV
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it/its pronouns are valid
An important reminder for those who are grieving
Acceptance isn't just "I'm okay." It's saying "I'm going to be okay" and meaning it, one step at a time
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please never speak to me, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, or my girlfriend ever again!
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humans are weird
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Kimbleye Awooooooo
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As a fox spirit, I suppose I can technically be summoned as a familiar. However, I would not recommend doing so, as I will only steal your cookies and then take a nap on your favorite chair.
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How to be cute on Mastodon
You're already doing it, why do you need a how-to?
— 
Xander (They/Them)
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2010: everyone loves captchas, the cute little website thing that gets you to prove you're human by being able to dewarp some text
2020: captchas are now used exclusively to punish people for trying to maintain their privacy, forcing them to work for google without pay for a few minutes before they can use a website
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TruckWitches
Subtoot, ableism
Imagine if someone who benefits from others' labour thought captioning images for the blind was too much work 'cause they don't come here to do woooooork -Katie
Valid arguments for Fahrenheit over Celsius
- 69°F outdoor temps.
- 420°F cooking temps.
(That's literally it.)
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open if you're a fox [and don't mind slight physical-touch affection]
*licks your snoot* You're wonderful. 
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Human views on wolves
I don't like how humans elevate chimpanzees and the like, while completely ignoring us.
Sure, chimps look like you. But that's about it. Wolves, who live like you, feel like you, love like you, grieve like you? Nope.
We get shot.
We even have /families/ like you. But nope, you look at us and say "oh, that must be a Pack, and be all savage and bloodthirsty".
Ugh.
- Website?
- https://aurav.neocities.org/
- Pronouns?
- https://en.pronouns.page/@auravulpes
- Species?
- Kitsune/Incubus mix
- Combat sport of choice?
- Kickboxing
Phlebotomist. Cyberwitch. Artist. Fighter. Accidental breaker of computers.
Genderfluid enby. Pansexual/-romantic. Kitsune-kin (9-tailed)/Incubus-kin. Plural, with a bunch of headmates.
DAMNED PROUD ANTIFASCIST and an anarchocommunist.
Be warned: In theory, I post both lewd/NSFW and incredibly personal stuff.
(In practice, it's been a while, but who knows?)
Joined Jun 2019
