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probably nsfw at this point tbh 

@fructose_dealer okay this is heavily generalising bc there's no way i'm gonna review every single dick individually but

lawful good: toy cleaner, bags
lawful neutral: wereables, condoms, pasties
lawful evil: mugs/glasses, keychains, sample discs
neutral good: lil' squirts, plushies!
true neutral: lil' vibes, lanyards
neutral evil: masturbators, caps
chaotic good: packers, pins
chaotic neutral: dildos, shirts, stickers
chaotic evil: teenie weenies, activity book

@fructose_dealer why do they have so much random merch?? are there legitimately people out there who want a bad dragon tape measure??? i don't understand????

"shit that fucking sucks" is 8000x more helpful for a struggling person to hear than "it will get better" "have you tried this?" "you're totally in the right!" etc

@fructose_dealer oh gosh in that case i gotta go research bad dragon products now

probably not the weirdest research i've done tbh

@fructose_dealer i'd absolutely do this right now if i knew their products well enough

@Red i'm definitely the wrong person to ask i don't know things

@Red sorry i put it down for a moment i have no idea where it is now

@themorgangoats defeat the author in single combat to win the power of Opinions from them

plz world give me some trans sci-fi that doesn't read like a black mirror episode, i get enough of that irl

one thing that sucks about the "All Gender Restroom" is it can be crowded with all the genders stuffed inside

fun with words 

own. stone bone cone roan lone loan tone moan groan clone phone drone zone pwn crone blown sewn sown flown prone grown

how 2 identify urself to other enbies at uni
share ur picrews
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