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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
@themorgangoats i didn't want mrs plenty to win bc her platform sounded like she wanted to make london boring but other than that yeah hard same
@themorgangoats oh hell yes i love her
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"bats are bugs" "no they're birds" "actually they're rodents" shut the frick up bats are FRIENDS.
@kew it's what happens when ur internet dies, i think
somehow managed to forget there are any furries on this site despite like. 173% of everything i interact with here being furries
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m-maybe part of me *wanted* these pills to turn me into the cutest cutie
apparently today is somewhere between being a crow and being a hyæna
probably nsfw at this point tbh
@fructose_dealer not sure whether to be pleased or concerned by this development, will settle for cackling maniacally
@kaminohana definitely have friends like that but we've never had a more specific term for it than nonhuman or mayb fictive/kin adjacent?
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being non-binary is when you custom-build gender from source
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I'm banning gender
probably nsfw at this point tbh
@fructose_dealer okay this is heavily generalising bc there's no way i'm gonna review every single dick individually but
lawful good: toy cleaner, bags
lawful neutral: wereables, condoms, pasties
lawful evil: mugs/glasses, keychains, sample discs
neutral good: lil' squirts, plushies!
true neutral: lil' vibes, lanyards
neutral evil: masturbators, caps
chaotic good: packers, pins
chaotic neutral: dildos, shirts, stickers
chaotic evil: teenie weenies, activity book
@fructose_dealer why do they have so much random merch?? are there legitimately people out there who want a bad dragon tape measure??? i don't understand????
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"shit that fucking sucks" is 8000x more helpful for a struggling person to hear than "it will get better" "have you tried this?" "you're totally in the right!" etc
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pet ur local computers
for they are beepy and good
@fructose_dealer oh gosh in that case i gotta go research bad dragon products now
probably not the weirdest research i've done tbh
@fructose_dealer i'd absolutely do this right now if i knew their products well enough
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
