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@autistikai@computerfairi.es
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
entirely unapologetic for this particular misreading (nsfw?)
@violet classically trained penis
i'm so sorry
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adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.
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it's not rocket sorcery
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reading shakespeare is shit
this has nothing to do with whether his writing was good or not but
shakespeare
wrote
plays
for
theatre
therefore
you should be watching them
not fucking reading them
i don't actually know how to use a computer it's really the gremlins that live in my laptop doing all this stuff for me
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@Red on the other hand it's a decent benchmark for going "how tf are you Less progressive than this centuries-old dead guy"
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re: pros and cons of a pizza thots cosplay
@ItsMorgan you just listed two pros excuse
re: selfie, ec, food
@Squiddy it's good stuff. happy to hear you love yourself, uh, love
re: selfie, ec, food
@Squiddy homemade sourdough bread is, in fact, the most effective way to this—or tbh, any— finn's heart. aside from being incredibly cute, of course, but i think you've got that part covered
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keep your friends close and your enbies closer
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online you mean like painting in the blood & tears of ur enemies, or....?
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The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr
Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats
And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet
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hrt
how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a robot werewolf
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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
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trans culture is wanting to be a shapeshifter
@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace just inform your interrogator that obviously you can't be expected to sully their names by speaking them in this debased tongue instead of the original [egyptian, in this case]
@BestGirlGrace anubis is just acknowledging the fact that everybody is an unrepentant sinner really
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
