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hfahsfhasf new shovel knight update allows you to have and apply gender neutral pronouns to characters aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<3<3<3<3

@fluxom_alt congratulations we're family now do i need to fite anyone on your behalf

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz my avatar has Exactly the right shades for this conversation

tfw u accidentally copy obsolete speech patterns from somebody who's. literally from the future

idek anymore

@fluxom_alt no idea whether i qualify as parental but i think i can manage the rest of that

does it count if i'm more of a weird sibling/cousin/thing being responsible is hard

polytheist shitposting 

don't fuck with me! i have the power of god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and god and anime on my side

playing fallen london 

@Shadejackrabbit yeah i had it decently high for a while now and took advantage of the festival to drop by mutton island and finish it off

All of my toots are like diamonds: actually common and worthless but drastically inflated in value by a sinister cartel.

@fluxom_alt hey ur pretty rad urself don't undervalue ur own inherent awesomeness

@fluxom_alt look the core premise is there's a bunch of humanoid-ish monsters who literally engage in lethal combat with people in order to acquire their cool hats ok

lethal combat that's not actually all that lethal bc they're p much impossible to kill and honestly tend to just be too nice to actually murder folks

Black Hat: Criminal hacking, will steal your stuff
White Hat: Ethical hacking, will tell you about how bad your firewall is
Pink Hat: Cancer hacking, convinced the cells to attack themselves.
Rainbow Hat: Gender hacking. Discovers new more powerful genders or lack thereof.
Flaming Hat: Not invited to bars anymore but popular in shooter games.
Red Hat: Don't follow me.
Hat Hat: Has achieved infinite hacker power via recursive hat collection.

@fluxom_alt this is the second-best literal interpretation of planet of hats

@wintgenstein this is just a continuation of those posts responding "too soon" to any major event from ancient history

re: anarchy 

@Camas@girlcock.club i mean, i'm arguably a deity and that's not anti-anarchist either so

@piggo @interneteh wasn't the specific conclusion the greeks came to that "if the leader was perfect in every way it would be good, but since nobody is it's bad"

playing fallen london 

just dropped into the mind of a long-dead god, and the first card we draw here references a handful of deities by name. it feels very welcoming. like, as someone whose being has so often been heavily intertwined with myth, this reads as a letter saying 'welcome home'

re: cursèd 

@anarchiv tipping managers. it's like cow tipping but you do it to managers, right?

re: cursèd 

@anarchiv this is the good version of cow tipping

Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 8月 28日 水曜日 13:46:03 CEST. ☀️ I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if they try.

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