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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

@laser you say that like half the stuff i say on here isn't quoting people irl who have better senses of humour than me

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@melaninpony i do understatement sometimes ok

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@posadistprincess of course it is. i said it

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@quirk i do, in fact, have that tendency

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@yeenbean okay good i'm still on mastodon thanks

@a_bun@girlcock.club to be clear: the existence of multiple narnias is An Actual Plot Point in the narnia. i wish i was capable of making this sort of thing up

@a_bun@girlcock.club narnia is a serialised isekai. each individual book starts the premise from ground one all over, and it's all returned to status quo by the end

@BestGirlGrace this is why the pun is already built into my name. don't have to worry about making sure it comes up elsewhere

food 

store nearby has coconut-milk-based ice cream. tried it. turns out chocolate ice cream made from coconut milk is exactly the same as chocolate coconut ice cream, just without all those pesky lactose

@marie_joseph@eldritch.cafe all the files stored on this machine are nonbinary files, actually,

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