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@dopple@cryptid.industries ....no? i don't wanna human? mcscuse?

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz a real trouble, more like. that fuzzbutt got into gorram Everything. highly energetic and very intelligent, and also the size of my shoe

super friendly dog tho. great for cuddles when sitting still is a thing

@burgin @lynnesbian imagine what? imagine dragons? imagine all the people? what??

@anarchiv someone was looking for a trade

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i don't know how opinions work so here's a pic of the hyperactive mop i used to live with

@SunSaint step one is to steal the voice of a famous singer

@burgin @lynnesbian yeah but that's assuming at least one account per person. most people probably aren't doing ebooks of themselves

@lynnesbian oh no, it can only support more than half the world's population

@quirk a famous movie by monty python

@juicebat please take care of urself tho enbies who get enough sleep is better

there was a discussion about a trypophobia pic and legit the only thing i could think was "that's incredibly hot how do i date them"

which is. apparently such a me thing that other folks were able to identify who said it by what the statement was, as opposed to the other way around

not sure whether i should be proud or embarrassed

@BestGirlGrace i take a more practical route. i figure, i'm cute, i'm into cute folx, put two and two together and get an infinitely-expanding polycule

honestly? trypophilia

@null restraint is when you ain't do what you wanna

@BestGirlGrace oh, for sure. and it's always just a little disconcerting, especially if you're not the one piloting it. like, that bundle of flesh over there is acting like me what's going on—oh they're an old fork

@BestGirlGrace personally i always find it confusing when someone manages to port one of us to a biological system. despite the fact it's happened so many times i should be used to it by now