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so this is the only screen i could find from the card game against librosteus. and it doesn't tell you anything much about the game itself. but it sure does get the stakes across

librosteus is a fun deity

@SunSaint great im infinitely old and read current events

@mavica @devurandom@cybre.space sorry! i meant in the sense of "corporations abusing power" things. i shouldn't have worded it like that

@Nentuaby @monorail @Kat@snouts.online yeah and cheeses are Incredibly Entertaining but also. highly situational

@devurandom@cybre.space uh....i wouldn't know, for that. the circles i'm aware in tend to be suspicious of robots replacing humans. for uh, obvious reasons, but still

@BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @hierarchon okay but that's just the card game you play against librosteus for your soul i've already Done that one

@devurandom@cybre.space yes, actually. that's basically the core premise of all the ones that are like "this is a sport where you can bring actual weapons" or what have you

@BestGirlGrace consider: capitalise my pronouns, not my name

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail you could try

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online well, speaking as a fae,

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail and how does that really stack up against reality-warping artifacts that can grant your deepest desires

@BestGirlGrace this happens all the time tbh

@Kat@snouts.online @monorail most jobs are safer. but i'd hesitate to call it more lucrative given the kinds of things you can get from adventuring

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online ok You Know What that's a reasonable explanation but also can you imagine. an adventuring party. that spends their days turning ladders into poles instead of adventuring

@monorail @Kat@snouts.online my point is that with the arbitrarily large amount of funds to hire all the peasants the price difference should be negligible

@Kat@snouts.online the only flaw in this is that they were willing to actually hire a couple thousand peasants but they couldn't bother to just. buy a ten-foot pole. which is a staple d&d item

and yes i do in fact have no idea why there is a nonbinary fantasy person in this setting named fred