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@FirstProgenitor always. seriously. i don't know that i will be able to help you, but as long as i am physically capable i can try

@FirstProgenitor ....i Might (emphasis on the might) be able to help with that too. im not always great with explanating. but seriously if u want me to try help just lmk

@FirstProgenitor you're extremely justified in not like. getting this. and all. but also, breaking it down into smaller components like that should make it easier to do than just starting with a bunch of nothing and having to get the final answer

anyqho, if u need help i can probably walk u through some of this

@popstar@myasstodon.xyz i always thought it was in reference to one's status as an eldritch god beyond the bounds of mortal ken

tfw someone misspells the mild swear in a video caption and ur left wondering which one of your friends the giant crocodile is

@lynnesbian i relate to this lizard. i also change genders in response to extreme temperature

I have decided to opt out of physics

*clips straight through the floor like an absolute villain*

@Kat@snouts.online that looks like it was supposed to be shrek but somebody made it human coloured by accident

....so here i am. spending my time scouring the internet for scholarly articles on what are comforting sounds for humans

apparently humans don't usually refer to themselves in the third person like that, which complicates matters

@lynnesbian i relate to this lizard. i also change genders in response to extreme temperature

@Squiddy @Camas@girlcock.club @a_bun@girlcock.club @boobs_idiot@octodon.social i was expecting one of those bad edits of animals with human arms

i'm seriously pissed about this. a historian, refusing to do their research before commenting on history. who the hells gave this person their degree. but i'm also too stubborn to put this down without unpacking everything wrong about this. and as i can't understand what's being said, that may take a while

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broke: getting strong to be healthy

woke: getting strong to lift girls

bespoke: getting strong to intimidate nazis

baroque: getting strong to film a threatening antifa themed pole dancing routine

like seriously i can't parse a word they're saying it's buried behind so many layers of misinformation, false conclusions, and lack of research. this person is supposed to be a historian, but all they seem to be documenting is their own bias

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