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reading shakespeare is shit

this has nothing to do with whether his writing was good or not but

shakespeare

wrote

plays

for

theatre

therefore

you should be watching them

not fucking reading them

i don't actually know how to use a computer it's really the gremlins that live in my laptop doing all this stuff for me

@Red on the other hand it's a decent benchmark for going "how tf are you Less progressive than this centuries-old dead guy"

champagne for my cyber friends
cyber pain for my sham friends

re: pros and cons of a pizza thots cosplay 

@ItsMorgan you just listed two pros excuse

re: selfie, ec, food 

@Squiddy it's good stuff. happy to hear you love yourself, uh, love

re: selfie, ec, food 

@Squiddy homemade sourdough bread is, in fact, the most effective way to this—or tbh, any— finn's heart. aside from being incredibly cute, of course, but i think you've got that part covered

keep your friends close and your enbies closer

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online you mean like painting in the blood & tears of ur enemies, or....?

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a robot werewolf

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

trans culture is wanting to be a shapeshifter

@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace just inform your interrogator that obviously you can't be expected to sully their names by speaking them in this debased tongue instead of the original [egyptian, in this case]

@BestGirlGrace anubis is just acknowledging the fact that everybody is an unrepentant sinner really

One of the most important things about queer folk aligning with villains is that we often never get the full story of the villain.

And often, when we do, we find them sympathetic, usually due to their story only being villainous if you are writing from a cultural majority perspective.

While a lot of these characters do end up doing some very heinous things, we empathise with them more due to understanding the pressures that were put on them. In a different world, they could have been an asset, but now they are antithetical to straight/cis culture. We were taught that to deviate was evil, but so many popular villains would probably be less evil if not forced into corners.

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