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@fluxom_alt congratulations we're family now do i need to fite anyone on your behalf
@fluxom_alt no idea whether i qualify as parental but i think i can manage the rest of that
does it count if i'm more of a weird sibling/cousin/thing being responsible is hard
playing fallen london
@Shadejackrabbit always happy to help!
playing fallen london
@Shadejackrabbit yeah i had it decently high for a while now and took advantage of the festival to drop by mutton island and finish it off
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@fluxom_alt hey ur pretty rad urself don't undervalue ur own inherent awesomeness
@fluxom_alt look the core premise is there's a bunch of humanoid-ish monsters who literally engage in lethal combat with people in order to acquire their cool hats ok
lethal combat that's not actually all that lethal bc they're p much impossible to kill and honestly tend to just be too nice to actually murder folks
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Black Hat: Criminal hacking, will steal your stuff
White Hat: Ethical hacking, will tell you about how bad your firewall is
Pink Hat: Cancer hacking, convinced the cells to attack themselves.
Rainbow Hat: Gender hacking. Discovers new more powerful genders or lack thereof.
Flaming Hat: Not invited to bars anymore but popular in shooter games.
Red Hat: Don't follow me.
Hat Hat: Has achieved infinite hacker power via recursive hat collection.
@fluxom_alt this is the second-best literal interpretation of planet of hats
@wintgenstein this is just a continuation of those posts responding "too soon" to any major event from ancient history
@piggo @interneteh wasn't the specific conclusion the greeks came to that "if the leader was perfect in every way it would be good, but since nobody is it's bad"
re: cursèd
@anarchiv tipping managers. it's like cow tipping but you do it to managers, right?
re: cursèd
@anarchiv this is the good version of cow tipping
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a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own