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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

hey folks, ur local furry enby here to say that trans LEFTS are also valid

@myconidiosyncracy yeah for some reason when i say im a bard irl people think im joking? bad puns are the only language i can reasonably claim fluency in

@myconidiosyncracy jokes on u Again autistikai is literally just two bad puns in a trenchcoat it is not formal At All

but yeah it me. the kai mera

@myconidiosyncracy jokes on u this isnt even my final form yet

i mean thats not the real me. er. my real name. words!

but yeah it's literally just the greek for chimera i r nerb

re: Uthando lobuzali xhosa shitpost 

@restioson@anarchism.space yep! i knew enough to identify the language, i just didn't have the tools to figure out the context and meaning. thanks for explain

@myconidiosyncracy nyehehe my devious plan is working!

i have no plan actually im just riff on things good. which i wouldn't be able to do if somebody else didn't make the initial poots so. im blaming u for being awesome

@pink_ink a house of many doors is. idk really it's probably not very educational

fun tho

@myconidiosyncracy oh i'm so sorry my brilliance is putting pressure on the less fortunate

being finnish, re: guide to celsius 

@SunSaint
0 C: good weather for nude bathing
-50 C: you might want to actually put on clothes at this point

img caption (2/2), second-person death 

You spend the next thousand years or so shackled to a legion of fellow spirits, mumbling the same words over and over again. It's a story of some kind, though you repeat it so often that it loses all meaning. Occasionally Librosteus will call you up, and listen to you tell your tale. But most of your time is spent in darkness, whispering, and listening to the whispering of the thousand other ghosts around you.

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img caption (1/2), second-person death 

"A deeply unwise decision," says Librosteus. He flips over one of the black cards, but it actually has a suit now. You recognize your own face, mirrored in two corners. The Fool.

Librosteus raises a bony talon, and you are yanked violently from your flesh. Your emptied corpse falls limply to the floor behind you, and Librosteus opens his cloak. You spiral into the yawning darkness, spinning, falling...

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a house of many doors, second-person death 

so this is the only screen i could find from the card game against librosteus. and it doesn't tell you anything much about the game itself. but it sure does get the stakes across

librosteus is a fun deity

@mavica @devurandom@cybre.space sorry! i meant in the sense of "corporations abusing power" things. i shouldn't have worded it like that

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