corvids
boosted
@fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace @hierarchon so u got an illegal name, then. that just makes u Cooler
@fluxom_alt @BestGirlGrace @irisjaycomics @hierarchon pretty h*ckin cool nerd tho
corvids
boosted
@myconidiosyncracy yeah for some reason when i say im a bard irl people think im joking? bad puns are the only language i can reasonably claim fluency in
@myconidiosyncracy It's Bad Puns All The Way Down, Scoob
@myconidiosyncracy jokes on u Again autistikai is literally just two bad puns in a trenchcoat it is not formal At All
but yeah it me. the kai mera
@myconidiosyncracy jokes on u this isnt even my final form yet
i mean thats not the real me. er. my real name. words!
but yeah it's literally just the greek for chimera i r nerb
@myconidiosyncracy u not iz fool u iz an gud
@myconidiosyncracy nyehehe my devious plan is working!
i have no plan actually im just riff on things good. which i wouldn't be able to do if somebody else didn't make the initial poots so. im blaming u for being awesome
@pink_ink a house of many doors is. idk really it's probably not very educational
fun tho
@myconidiosyncracy oh i'm so sorry my brilliance is putting pressure on the less fortunate
@pink_ink idk i said it over a minute ago
being finnish, re: guide to celsius
@SunSaint
0 C: good weather for nude bathing
-50 C: you might want to actually put on clothes at this point
img caption (2/2), second-person death
You spend the next thousand years or so shackled to a legion of fellow spirits, mumbling the same words over and over again. It's a story of some kind, though you repeat it so often that it loses all meaning. Occasionally Librosteus will call you up, and listen to you tell your tale. But most of your time is spent in darkness, whispering, and listening to the whispering of the thousand other ghosts around you.
img caption (1/2), second-person death
"A deeply unwise decision," says Librosteus. He flips over one of the black cards, but it actually has a suit now. You recognize your own face, mirrored in two corners. The Fool.
Librosteus raises a bony talon, and you are yanked violently from your flesh. Your emptied corpse falls limply to the floor behind you, and Librosteus opens his cloak. You spiral into the yawning darkness, spinning, falling...
@SunSaint great im infinitely old and read current events
@mavica @devurandom@cybre.space sorry! i meant in the sense of "corporations abusing power" things. i shouldn't have worded it like that
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own