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me when a 'grammarian' complains about singular they: and yet thou usest singular ye? mayhaps thou shouldst get a real job

cursed nsfw srs post 

Introducing everyone to my vagina by yelling "Th-this is my hole!! It was made for me!!!"

person: asks for clarification about tuning instrument
me: knows this stuff, like, really well. is helping. halfway through my brain decides "wait no we need to tune our instrument to figure out how it's done" despite the fact i already know what i'm talking about

Boost this if you see your kink:

Girls
Being gay for girls
Cuddling girls
Holding hands with girls
Talking about doing things with girls
Kissing girls
Loving girls
Thinking about girls
All girls
Just girls
Girls
Going out on dates with girls
Chatting with girls
Spending time together with girls
Being friends with girls
Being girls

Nobody will know which one >.<

it's actually fine to have a more complicated relationship with not being cis than "i have always been this gender that is not my birth-assigned gender"

I fucking love when publishers write "this page intentionally left blank" cause you fuckin know that some nerd somewhere called in to them and told them they have blank pages in their book

The lazy, white supremacist trope in fantasy writing where nonhuman races represent nonwhite humans has a name now: Tolkien Minorities.

That is all.

who called them robot shark OCs and not artifishial intelligence

yell heah i'm queer:
Q - Quintessentially
U - Understandably
E - Exuberant &
E - Exemplary
R - Gay

somehow managed to forget there are any furries on this site despite like. 173% of everything i interact with here being furries

finished reading Girls Made of Snow and Glass today 

this is not a happy book—not, at least, most of the time—but it is a good one. a little surprised the author made a book about royalty (protags r a queen & a princess) so relatable, tbh. 's good writan

i appreciated finally reading a fantasy book with characters who have actual skin colours and not just a bunch of pasty white people. the queer parts of the book were good too but like. i can Find books with white queer folx in. qpoc, uh, less so

if I dislike something you enjoy, I haven't done anything to you and I'm really gonna resent it if you try to push me to tell you you're allowed to enjoy it. that goes double if the thing you like that I don't like is really popular.

why do you want my approval in the first place? let me be

when ur a beep boop & the power goes out so you fall asleep bc u forgot to charge earlier

me, sharpening a safety pin: i have invented the unsafety pin

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