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Celebrating International Cat Day by sleeping through it.

excellent thing about me: i have no consistent laughter sounds but my latest one is like some kind of ungodly singing hyæna

okay this is a legitimate question bc i actually have no idea how to do it: does anyone here have tips on like, how to talking to people you're not already friends with

my gender appeared to me in the form of impossibly-interlocking wheels spinning, glowing, and bristling with eyes and wings and said "be not afraid" and, let me tell you, that was not super reassuring

hey why are salamanders known as the most curious amphibian?
they axolotl questions

Why libraries are the greatest places on earth:

- books
- free!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- quiet, so quiet, so peaceful is heaven
- people leave you alone
- also movies and computers and things
- staff literally know everything and want you to know everything thanks
- you can stay the whole time they're open and not have to pay anything at all
- you can get lost in the big ones and that's cool
- mmm smells of wisdom

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You know how people will sometimes ask "what does X mean?" to a whole bunch of people, and then show a bunch of responses next to each other?

Where the whole point is to illustrate that words are only given meaning through context and experience, and how everyone's context and experience is different?

selling boot-shaped jawbreakers and issuing a “how many licks” challenge

All anthropomorphic animals go to heaven because hell hath no furry.

🎵 When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother furry comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Paw beans 🎵

@byttyrs listen here fam,, i live in a house with three enbies and i desperately need a singular and plural they. please give me a theys im on my knees with ambiguity

not feeling very binary, i'll tell you that right now

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