being able to cook and maths means as long as good public transit or things are within walking distance i have the exact skillset necessary to like. keep track of all the necessary things for people to living in a space
but all my power are Useless in the us, for obvious raisins, and since most of the people i'd want to take care of are stuck there i cannae do it
"correctly" conjugated? are you kidding me? i have no gorram idea and I Do Not Care One Whit
machina ex nihilo
because yes. i do, in fact, seem to have the ability to make things function normally when logic suggests that would be impossible
examples include such things as:
• the portal to hell incident
• more effective when burdened beyond the limitations of its hardware
• bathing the laptop
• that time when i gave a damaged device comforting rubs and it stopped being damaged
@BestGirlGrace three murdermaids, one to hold the ladder, one to hold the rotor, one to beatbox the heli noises with her mouth
villainsona
"deus ex diabolus et machina ex nihilo" is too long for a name (i shorten everything) but it definitely gets at the jist of what i appear to be headed toward here
villainsona
ok so:
• lots of cybernetic components
• lovecraftian horror-style eldritch faery bs
• cutesy floral skirt/dress
• formal suit jacket or punk denim jacket?
• antlers-horns-things
• gaslamp-style goggles
• extra limbs
• extra not-exactly-limbs
• extra eyes
i mean obv i'm pretty shapeshifty a lot of the body structure is probably in constant flux, but these are the key points i think
all this knowledge ended up being incredibly useful when i figured out my religiosity was something something paganish syncretism, which of course i didn't realise at the time
would've been nice if it'd been like. closer to the belief sets i align with. just for convenience's sake. but honestly i prefer it this way bc now i have both a solid basis of knowledge And an intimate understanding of basically another culture. and research is fun anyway
i guess this is today's reminder that i was pretty literally taught like. actual druidcraft growing up
everything from appropriate respect of the spirits of the land to how to survive in the woods with only a knife. really more like druidcraft++ tbh. druidcraft, but also you learn how to build your own shelter and hunt and such
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
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