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The truly evil folk are making the rules

If Im a villain for challenging that? So be it.

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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

Not only do good cops not exist

Good cops CANNOT exist. It is impossible to be a part of a militarized group whose only purpose is to silence the working class and still be a good person

villainsona 

also, "making things work" is like. the most stereotypically hero-sidekick power. but also one of the most easily abused powers for Evil by which i mean actually doing good but also v much abusable for other porpoises if we're being honest

i like this

wizard levels are currently at 37% but fluctuating wildly

(37%) ■■■□□□□□□□

villainsona, cursed problems 

frolicking barefoot through the woods is too much a part of my specific fae identity to not include but that means i actually Have To replace feet with some other functionally identical thing bc otherwise i have to deal with, y'know, that

being able to cook and maths means as long as good public transit or things are within walking distance i have the exact skillset necessary to like. keep track of all the necessary things for people to living in a space

but all my power are Useless in the us, for obvious raisins, and since most of the people i'd want to take care of are stuck there i cannae do it

"correctly" conjugated? are you kidding me? i have no gorram idea and I Do Not Care One Whit

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also one of the advantages of "machina ex nihilo" as a byword is the trans joke in it, which really depends on the fact that nihilo is conjugated here

machina ex nihilo 

because yes. i do, in fact, seem to have the ability to make things function normally when logic suggests that would be impossible

examples include such things as:
• the portal to hell incident
• more effective when burdened beyond the limitations of its hardware
• bathing the laptop
• that time when i gave a damaged device comforting rubs and it stopped being damaged

@BestGirlGrace three murdermaids, one to hold the ladder, one to hold the rotor, one to beatbox the heli noises with her mouth

villainsona 

"deus ex diabolus et machina ex nihilo" is too long for a name (i shorten everything) but it definitely gets at the jist of what i appear to be headed toward here

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villainsona 

ok so:
• lots of cybernetic components
• lovecraftian horror-style eldritch faery bs
• cutesy floral skirt/dress
• formal suit jacket or punk denim jacket?
• antlers-horns-things
• gaslamp-style goggles
• extra limbs
• extra not-exactly-limbs
• extra eyes

i mean obv i'm pretty shapeshifty a lot of the body structure is probably in constant flux, but these are the key points i think

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villainsona 

combining all my aesthetics into a single entity would absolutely have the exact kind of chaotic energy i supposedly exude. so i should probably do it. the question is....how tf do i

oh it's villain night
and the feeling's right
oh it's villain night
oh what a night (oooooh what a night)

all this knowledge ended up being incredibly useful when i figured out my religiosity was something something paganish syncretism, which of course i didn't realise at the time

would've been nice if it'd been like. closer to the belief sets i align with. just for convenience's sake. but honestly i prefer it this way bc now i have both a solid basis of knowledge And an intimate understanding of basically another culture. and research is fun anyway

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i guess this is today's reminder that i was pretty literally taught like. actual druidcraft growing up

everything from appropriate respect of the spirits of the land to how to survive in the woods with only a knife. really more like druidcraft++ tbh. druidcraft, but also you learn how to build your own shelter and hunt and such

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