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diagnosing your computer, based on what noise it's making
[silence]: computer is either working or broken
whhhhrrrrRRRRRRR: something big is loading
click... click...: your hard drive is about to die
BEEPwhhhrrrRRR... vzzzZZZZZZWHRRWHHRHRR: you inserted a dvd
BEEPwhhhrrRRRR... chick-whhRRRRR... chick-whhHRRRR: you inserted a gamecube disc
BEEP... BEEP... BEEP: stop messing with the motherboard
[beeps to the tune of the ussr anthem]: just because you can control the beep speaker from linux doesn't mean you should
sometimes we get a very abrupt reminder of how finnish we are. usually it's something to do with:
• heat/cold tolerance
• sauna
• metal
• sisu
• 'oh right our name is fkn wolverine danger'
• nudity
• why tf does nobody know finnish
• why tf does anybody know finnish
most of these are the same thing really (see also: sisu)
shadowrun, plural
one really interesting facet of the rather messy execution of the whole cfd storyline is that whatever freelancer was behind the fictional science of this definitely did some legwork on it. there's multiple instances where they make a point of distinguishing the effects of the virus from, as they put it, naturally-occurring did—at least once referring to it by name. that's....honestly, pretty incredible for the mess that is sr5e lore writing
cgl can go frag themselves tho
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some people made it all the way up the stairs early and already forgot that they existed, some people made it but remember the climb, some people never even got two steps in
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stop framing these things in terms of generational differences and start framing them in terms of relationships to power and you'll start understanding why there are millennial youtube millionaire fascists and 70-year-olds getting shot to death by cops while torching ICE vans
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I love this so much.........
source: https://k3rryberry.tumblr.com/post/187834090998/were-the-same reposted with permission from the artist
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shadowrun, plural
current running hypothesis: plan 9 was the only known case of a host successfully synergising with the artificial mind bc as a preexisting system they already had some experience in how to respond to "hey there's a new person in the headspace"
there's absolutely no canon information that will ever disprove this bc they never even finished that storyline so. but we'd like to try and find proof anyhow
shadowrun, plural
all of this is complicated by the fact that personal reading suggests plan 9 was plural prior to the artificial science whatsit, but without timestamps on the lore it's hard to be sure. it would certainly make a lot more sense if this were the case
in any case, cgl is not responsible for any actual rep here. but y'know. ours now
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shadowrun, plural
plan 9 is an interesting character. they're already transhuman and probably genderfluid, but they have like....an artificial headmate? like, canonically, they basically got a second preexisting mind implanted into their head. it's....definitely some kind of plurality, but not uh. not exactly in a way that works outside this setting
that said, plan 9/plan 10 is also the only example of a plural character we're aware of, so it's kinda unsurprising they got stuff wrong about this
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a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own