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i want to do a long educational thread on here but i don't even have the attention span to figure out what i'd want to write about much less actually write the thing

things i was not expecting to see today: an honest-to-gods Cutesy interpretation of greek myth. Cutesy. y'know, with all the like. cute little gods committing cute little murders and such. i have no idea how this is supposed to work and as a result i am compelled to follow this through to the end

IMPORTANT UPDATE on this cartoon thing: the creator's name is gaylord. like, that's the Actual Name of this person

i've never seen this name in the wild omh*ck

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so my search results here are uh. some combination of memes and tips on """becoming a god""". the weird part is that there's about an even split between spiritualish hokum and d&d guides

if it were, say, godbound or nobilis guides instead, i'd understand

also there's some kind of cartoon thing in here? but idk what it is so i cant categorise it

Due to theories on the nature of good and evil, some religiously minded people are wary of atheists.

They ask themselves why anyone in their right mind would ever do good deeds if their was not an infinite reward for doing them? Why would anyone ever choose not do evil things if there was not an infinite, fiery punishment for doing them? Ergo, by not believing in Heaven or Hell, atheists must only ever do the much more fun evil things.

These people are, broadly speaking, sociopaths.

step-by-step process for figuring out whether you're solving a problem:

  1. does the thing you're doing have an effect?
  2. does it make things worse?

if you answered yes, no - you've found a solution to a problem

it's that simple

maybe it wasn't the problem you originally wanted to solve, but solving problems reduces problem space, making it easier for you to reach the problem you want to solve

*double-fist slams table*

BLACKS MADE ROCK AND ROLL, YOU FUCKING NERDS.

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you know whats the worst thing about symmetrical seats is theres no way to sit drawkcab on them

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you all want a beer?"

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes."

it's really hard to try to determine a person's thought processes or general behaviour without starting to think like them. i mean yeah i'm an empathic mimic but still

idk for sure but in my imo the fact that actively seeking knowledge isn't an explicit tenet is intentional. moriel generally values the publicity of knowledge more than the knowledge itself, and their adherents are likely to be knowledge seekers anyway. so that way if they have to compromise on something, the tenets suggest what to do, without otherwise really changing any behaviour whatsoever

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and yes, to those paying attention, this isn't a moral framework. ethics has no bearing on any of this, really, unless your ethical system is built around it instead of realistic concerns. don't do this

this is also a big part of why moriel is so scary. and possibly having the power to enforce compliance doesn't help

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The tenets of knowledge can be summed up as follows: That one should strive always to advance truth to the full extent of one's capacity. To lie, or otherwise spread untruth is sin; equally sinful is to prevent the spread of truthful information. The practitioner is obligated, should they be aware, to counter any misinformation they find. Perhaps most damning is a refusal to actively encourage the spread of truth. Thus are the tenets of knowledge, and their sins.

sir... it's what we've always feared...

the unions are unionising

diagnosing your computer, based on what noise it's making 

[silence]: computer is either working or broken
whhhhrrrrRRRRRRR: something big is loading
click... click...: your hard drive is about to die
BEEPwhhhrrrRRR... vzzzZZZZZZWHRRWHHRHRR: you inserted a dvd
BEEPwhhhrrRRRR... chick-whhRRRRR... chick-whhHRRRR: you inserted a gamecube disc
BEEP... BEEP... BEEP: stop messing with the motherboard
[beeps to the tune of the ussr anthem]: just because you can control the beep speaker from linux doesn't mean you should

sometimes we get a very abrupt reminder of how finnish we are. usually it's something to do with:
• heat/cold tolerance
• sauna
• metal
• sisu
• 'oh right our name is fkn wolverine danger'
• nudity
• why tf does nobody know finnish
• why tf does anybody know finnish

most of these are the same thing really (see also: sisu)

shadowrun, plural 

one really interesting facet of the rather messy execution of the whole cfd storyline is that whatever freelancer was behind the fictional science of this definitely did some legwork on it. there's multiple instances where they make a point of distinguishing the effects of the virus from, as they put it, naturally-occurring did—at least once referring to it by name. that's....honestly, pretty incredible for the mess that is sr5e lore writing

cgl can go frag themselves tho

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