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my datemate keeps telling me i'm gay but idk is it really so gay to be in lesbians with another queer whomst you gay with and planning queer shit up togayther

@minty_da the neutrino is just a neutron after HRT (hadron replacement therapy)

CALLOUT POST FOR ALL NBs 

y'all are too cute and cool and you can accomplish anything you put your mind to 🌟

re: mtg 

this effectively locks down the board, but more importantly i think is the fact that it makes everyone hate you for eternity

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mtg 

special deck designed to prevent everyone (including yourself) from getting any cards, ever

"Noun:

1. (colloquial) very good, pleasing, desirable
2. (colloquial) bad, evil, disgusting
3. (colloquial, vulgar) slang for penis
4. (colloquial) a regional pastry made of fried dough"

-the definition of every single word you look up in a language you don't speak

Much of the Amazon was planted and planned out by people. It took 4,500 years of soil building, careful plant selection and cultivation. Indigenous people did that. nature.com/articles/s41477-018

Just a reminder that birds are dinosaurs. So are corvids. :D

qwjmkbxqwmjkwbxmjbkmxb the wikipedia page on "Synthetic ice" (being the polymer-based skating surface) has that hecking completely wrong old explanation of how ice skates normally work (the "it melts a little water to glide on" meme) complete with a bad citation

Heavy metal's origins and its core are (typically) counter-culture.

Cops are enforcers of white supremacy and capitalism ("culture").

Therefore, cops have no place at metal shows.

it's not weakness to need help understanding something or knowing where to improve

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Now that the singularity has occurred we can meld man and machine so you know you could just give me their hot takes on it?

rule 0-ing this to say that trans characters are immune to the rage and just go "oh fuck yes FINALLY"

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coming summer 2020: Sarcophaguses & Succubi. your elite team of hellsluts must break into one of the twenty included tombs, survive the monsters, find the treasure, and get out again. but there's a twist: maintaining the appropriate level of professional workplace sexual behavior for succubi (far too much), while accomplishing your own secret party-member-specific tasks, and not getting so distracted by ass-grabbing and dominance games that all four of you get flattened by a boulder.

everybody always swoons over a supermoon

but what of the oft neglected submoon

fun fact: designer clothing brands routinely burn their unsold stock to keep it out of the hands of poor people because that might hurt the "integrity" of their brand

:blobcatbusiness:​ As you can see on Figure 3, our models predict a 30% growth in average cuddles-per-week over the next quarter following a hypothetical merger between our polycules, with only a marginal increase in social effort if the proposed schedule of double-dates is followed. I believe this would be mutually beneficial for all parties involved

The best games are those that allow more paths to play than just blowing everything up.

if u assembled yr entire polycule. liek. ebryone yr datign, & eberone they're datjng, & so on, until everyon in the polycule showed up. hao mny ppl u thonnk that'd b

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