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today's spicy political take on facebook will probably be lukewarm at best here, with a nice side order of religion 

@wigglytuffitout How does one twist themselves, even within a Christian framework, to claim that it is a moral hazard to give students money to educate themselves?

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Harp :wigglytuff:

today's spicy political take on facebook will probably be lukewarm at best here, with a nice side order of religion 

article: forgiving student debt is a potential MORAL HAZARD!

me, leaning in close, lips on the mic: stopping the sin of usury isn't a moral hazard, it's a moral imperative. even if you're cool with capitalism, profit above all can be and often is immoral. go read a fucking papal bull about it you absolute motherfuckers.

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Any time someone starts talking about Christianity appropriating Jewish culture, someone has to chime in with "The first Christians were Jews!" like that wasn't literally 2,000 years ago, as in, we keep track of time from roughly that point, so you must be aware of how distant that is from the present day if you so much as happen to know what year it currently is

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laser

I'm Laser Fieri and welcome to Campers, Campgrounds, and Cabins

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Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦

ah yes, the two genders: "there are 0 genders" and "there are :alephnull: genders"

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It's called technical debt because someone older and better paid than you did a halfassed job, then left you to deal with the problem while smugly calling you dumb and lazy for not understanding their shit code

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True chutzpah is taking another religion's holy texts and using them to "prove" that they are actually evil, and you have replaced them in god's favor

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Where the fuck is the kingdom of god? Jesus make up your mind!

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Repent for the kingdom of god is at hand? The kingdom of god is within you all, you simpleton, you absolute jerkass

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It would be really sweet if the rapture happened and all the Christians went away

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What if Archie comics were dark and evil

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melissa is on monads

thanks @velexiraptor for letting me know of the existence of the hollow knight picrew picrew.me/image_maker/143336

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@melissasage no gods no masters no admins

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venatus

I don't know why, but jared leto being angry that people just want to forget his version of the joker just gives me life

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penelope.

(They did the fuck) they did the monster fuck (the monster fuck) it was a graveyard fuck (they did the fuck)

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Cooler Aleums

bob ross, mob boss

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melissa is on monads

the paradox of capitalism is that if unemployed- no money for games but a lot of time
if employed- no time for games but much money

under socialism, a girl can code in the morning, game in the afternoon, read in the evening, and post after dinner without ever becoming coder, gamer, reader, or poster

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buny gf

Someone on the underground tour was just wearing his normal clothes and his Halloween costume was just a name tag that said "Hello, my name is Scarlett Johansson"

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Jeezy Peeps

happy november, skeletons are illegal now

that's right, it's the boneless month

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Rape 

@melissasage That scene in 'Us' where not-Red describes how her family came to be

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