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Pokemon Go 

Ayy lmao I caught a shiny Aron with 666CP at a church just now

ADDENDUM: congrats to @melissasage for also achieving the Order of Siddon this week

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why are they called post fav n boost when they could be toot root n shoot then we could all be rootin' tootin' shootin' pals

Castlevania fans: you do realize that the lyrics to the song clearly state that Alucard was there for the Monster Mash, right? Did he or did he not Mash?

@melissasage @dankwraith @interneteh If only we listened to Laura Jane and stuck to reinventing Axl Rose

@avi

small brain: computers should automate repetitive tasks so humans can focus on decision making and creativity

giant ever expanding galaxy brain at the center of the ultraworld: humans should do the rote boring tasks so the computers can do the lateral thinking and creative work

@melissasage Oh, you mean like sticking your hand into a glove covered in sensors and the signals interface with the wiring and you can read people's minds, right?

I'm typing this with just my index fingers, btw.

If only there was some way...some sort of electronic machine...that could take the drudgery out of solving problems human beings find tedious!

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Writing reusable code is too hard, it's a lot easier and faster to re-solve, numerous times, over the course of hundreds of hours, problems I've already completed successfully

simple facts like "this is literally a logically impossible to solve problem within the constraints of our universe" are not deterrents to people who believe with a religious-like fervor that a computer is a magic box that can do anything if you just wish hard enough

4:13! You know what that means! Time to Homestuck!

I was born in 1984, so I should have figured from infancy that I was fucked

George W complaining that "they" hate our freedom to vote was funny as hell, even back then, that fucking cheater usurper.

"They hate our freedoms" was some truly Orwellian shit, huh.

today's spicy political take on facebook will probably be lukewarm at best here, with a nice side order of religion 

@wigglytuffitout A lot of people on wall street make large amounts of money from debt. If he truly believed that, he should be happy about it.

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