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Moby-Dick was the first Homestuck

Animaniacs: Harpo Marx has a fursona, and it's an imaginary black mammal that sounds like Ringo Starr and wears a baseball cap backwards.

Last.fm is good because you don't have to wait until the end of the year to get roasted for your musical taste AND you can get roasted for your taste back going back past 2010.

Oh, you binge-listened to Fischer-Spooner's constipation song back in 2006? Guess what, fucko? That's in your top 10 favorite songs until you beat 94 listens.

@es2600fm@cybre.space That one scene in the Mario movie

I wonder how CJayC feels about the current state of things.

Animaniacs: What if the Marx Brothers were furries, and one of them was Gilda Radner?

@wigglytuffitout For the confetti, there was a single rectangular image asset that we just assigned a random color out of a set of 4. So even that wasn't so bad.

@wigglytuffitout I actually had an old project that had a confetti effect very similar, except with normal gravity. It was a few lines, mostly just describing the appearance of the confetti "particles".

@wigglytuffitout From what I recall of iOS animation APIs, it would be extremely easy to just create a bunch of colorful objects, give them random points to move to, and just set the gravity to a low value so they shoot up then slowly fall with some spin

JSON: Jean son

@leftfield To be clear, I envisioned this working so that if you clicked on a link late in the book, it would send you back towards the earlier parts, too.

@melissasage Was going to joke about kaizo sex but that's just BDSM so

Robotnik, but with Trotsky's weird hair

A version of Moby-Dick where every word hyperlinks to every other instance of that word, front to back, in a cycle. So, the first word, "call," links to the last instance of "call" in the book. The next instance of "call" links to the next-to-last instance, etc.