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Detective Fin

Mermaid Quake 

Medical examiner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Mermaid Quake. Found her naked in a conference room screamin' "The beekeepers made me do it!"

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garfield

people who read books: i think my favourite author is brilliant, but only thanks to the writers that influenced them and the resources that were available to them at the time as well as their generalised culture of course.

people who watch movies: my favourite director, whose movies hundreds of other people worked on, is a god king who can do no wrong

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weight talk 

has officially turned to

Thank goodness I have built up a layer of warm, soft, protective chub, as part of the natural cycle of things

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Mads "Out of Service" Viande

one thing you really gotta respect about those cinema buffs, they spend a lot of time watching movies they know upfront that they will not enjoy

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Mads "Out of Service" Viande

what is leftism? a fandom, right?

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Sophie Jane

Lambeth.

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Deliberately doing a bad job painting my nails to queer the concepts of "looking good" and "not being a hot mess"

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Maddie Died And Went To Cryptids

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

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@melissasage To be fair, they also care about boobs and vagina bones and such

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melissa is on monads

i wish nerds cared about anything even 1/10th as much as they care about spoilers

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pedophilia, sexual abuse 

Sometimes I wonder why I get so frightened and avoidant when people show romantic/sexual attention to me, and then I remember my adoptive family just shrugged their shoulders and let this person stay in my life for two decades.

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pedophilia, sexual abuse 

I was not conscious of hating them for being pervy.

I just didn't like them touching my butt all the time, staring at me dreamily, grabbing me to kiss me, and demanding they be allowed to wash me or come into the bathroom while I was trying to use the toilet.

In my child-brain, with no concept of perviness, this was just them being a loathsome and annoying person I didn't want anywhere near me.

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pedophilia, sexual abuse 

medium.com/survivors/the-stage

Reading this article and realizing that I was groomed very incompetently as a child. They forgot the step where the child has to not fucking hate you for being a perv.

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Mads "Out of Service" Viande

when in this charming donk
this charming #Ass
why ponder life's complexities
when the skin runs smooth on the #AssMan's seat

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Disappointed that G. B. Jones' Tom Girls series, featuring lesbian versions of Tom of Finland illustrations, does not go all-in depicting the girls as beefy leather hunks.

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they told me “you can take a boy out of texas but you can’t take texas out of the boy” so i became a girl

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🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉

angels | body horror? | religion/christianity I guess 

:blobpeek: so I had an idea...sometimes angels are described as "the hands of god" so....what if their wings were just...giant hands??? :blobhyperthink:

no, wait, not like a bat (although that WOULD be cool)

just, 2 giant human hands pretending to be wings

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the prince of dankness

i love george lucas because everyone takes star wars so seriously and he clearly hates it and doesnt give a fuck so he just does shit like try to name a character darth insanious

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crows call me breadlady

marching in the street to the front lines of the war on christmas

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big titty gritty is watching

light upon light is a hategroup actively attempting to infiltrate leftist organizations. click link for thread, i am too sleepy to copy and paste the whole thing. twitter.com/antifashgordon/sta

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