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here's my hot take on gacha games: they are the natural progression of electronic gaming under capitalism

the vast majority of gacha games have two tiers of players: whales, who can spend thousands of dollars on the game, and everyone else, who by and large don't pay but might be convinced into throwing ten bucks now and again

this mirrors exactly the structure of the real economy, where a small number of people have large amounts of disposable income, and everyone else barely scrapes by

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Somewhat long #Unix #Unix50 toot 

The OS I use daily is turning 50, depending on how you define its start.

On 's 40th birthday, the IEEE's Spectrum magazine told of its start like this: web.archive.org/web/2019022809

The 50th anniversary of Unix is particularly reminding me of my age because I was born within days of its manual's first edition: bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/1stE

Thankfully, *that* anniversary is still 2 years off. :p

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on june twenty first, two thousand seventeen, a user by the name of rock legend ninety six uploaded a video where he successfully installed arch linux in fourteen minutes and twelve seconds. and so began the arch linux speedrunning community

y'all i could use some friends in pkgo! 7948 5967 9553

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If your "women and enbies" doesn't include AMAB enbies who still present very masculine

It's gross and you should keep it to yourself

Or admit that you just like girls, it's fine, nobody will judge you

ahhh, i fucking love making claims about human nature, which are unfalsifiable and based on tautological definitions of said "nature"

The answer as to "Why would do that to yourself?" is, it was for a class, and programmers of a certain age just assume you know C.

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I tried learning Objective-C after doing Swift and a little web dev with languages like JS and Python. I should have introduced myself to C basics first, because all the weird shit Objective-C does makes sense once you know the problems you can run into writing C code.

Imagine trying to work with Objective-C when you don't know what a header file is or why you need one.

That was me trying to translate Objective-C into Swift.

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The thing I have finally developed a Turing-complete gender

Also realizing exactly why Objective-C is...the way it is

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religion / politics, complaint 

jesus, in like 30AD probably: "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's"

some dipshit, in 2019: "anyways i think what this all means is our nation should be built on christianity"

Learning about C hacks and realizing the extent of the effort put into making Swift...not be like that.

Food, gross 

All the human characters in Pokemon are named after food.

Brock is named after broccoli.

Misty is named after Seira Mist.

And Ash is named after delicious charcoal ash.

I have studied what memory heaps are multiple times, and I still forget what the heck they are every time I see one

Alphys knows a lot about computers. I guess that makes her a "monitor lizard!"

...Apologies.

Looking up educational videos on network security.

Youtube: Do you want some FUD from rightwing wingnuts???

Hrt 

I went off hormones because my life got too busy to keep up with constantly getting re-prescribed T every month at my fuckass janky clinic.

Now I'm back on and experiencing the rare puberty number 3.

Using Wikipedia markups in fediverse posts is considered[by whom?] to be extremely poor form[weasel words] due to the platform's generally poor handling of rich text[citation needed].
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