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Maeve

Starbucks: daughter of police chief says he's absolutely a pig 

#Starbuck worker fired for labelling police chief's coffee 'pig', the chief's daughter takes to twitter and says he is absolutely a pig nypost.com/2019/12/02/daughter

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Maddie Died And Went To Cryptids

i love the sonic the hedgehog naming convention:

Sonic: named in honor of his speed
Eggman: named after his round, egg-like body
Knuckles: named after his large notable knuckles
Amy: Amy is a girl's name (Amy is a Girl)

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Sam the Octopus

"I'm obsessed with an 1990 Lucasfilm Games point and click adventure"

OK Loomer

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Thotimus Prime

Privilege = private + law = one law for group A, one law for everyone else

Privilege =/= all advantages

Being able-bodied is privilege. The built environment was built FOR YOU.

This message brought to you by the five elevators in the nyc transit system, controlled and budgeted in Albany by lawyers

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Terrana

I've been looking into it, and I'm pretty sure that all programming languages are terrible, though some of them for different reasons than others.

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I can never forgive my second ex for taking me to see Clone Wars. I wake up at night and think about sand

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It's not that I hate Star Wars, it's that I hate being forced to watch movies and I especially hate hearing about my partner getting into online arguments where they "own" a "n00b" who doesn't even know who Raygun Spielbergus is or some bullshit

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I don't even know what the Mandalorian is

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The best part of not dating a Star Wars fan is not having to watch Stars Wars

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My body isn't designed for procreation. My body isn't designed to do anything. My body is just a bizarre collection of carbon and oxygen that can walk around and think.

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[dj herman comes on at 2 am, talks at length about the latest whale news, starts describing a childhood memory, and puts on a tom waits record before returning with a small story about the cabin boy aboard a ship he once crewed]

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I started listening to an audio recording of Moby-Dick, as read by an old style radio DJ, and it's actually fantastic. Melville's lengthy sentences and weird digressions are a perfect fit for the rhythmns of free form radio.

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Ben Lubar (any pronouns)

imagining the kind of person who deeply believes there are only two genders but instead of genders it's that cats and dogs are the only 4-legged mammals

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Bodega Bot

These two ex-Pinterest interns want to replace non-profits with supercomputers

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TJ Muessig

Super Smash Mouth Melee

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[i]Hey!
You're always wearing skin tight pants and boys wear pants
But in your skin tight pants you look like a girl[/i]

The dilemmas of being straight and cis in 1960s America (or arguably early 2000s America before skinny jeans took off)

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No, that wasn't a shitpost, it's really a song: genius.com/The-barbarians-are-

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Mads "Out of Service" Viande

a feral-flop scene
@hyperlink

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Bofa Updog
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buny gf

Would you give her a little salami?

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