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Idk personal 

I want someone to cuddle with, the lack of physical contact is getting to me.

DuckDuckGo is now telling me to disable my adblocker? What even is this?

If you are under the impression that modern society is labor-less. I have to tell you someone else is doing the labor for you unseen. Its capitalism's best held secret. Industry and the way things are produced that keep you alive have changed minimally since the 60s. Capitalists want you to think its that wau, there is so much propaganda trying you tell you there isn't some one picking your food, sewing your clothes, building your tech. And they are paid next to nothing.

Today someone asked if I masked because I'm immunocompromised. I told them masking is just something I do now. It's a way to care for others and act in solidarity. If someone else masks, my mask means they aren't the only one
#YallMasking

I cross post to everything except x, but I’m still really confused on people preferring Bluesky’s dubious corporate moderation over like volunteer friends and administrators, who we like… know. And who will alter policy to protect users.

There's really no benefit to giving up. Things will only get worse. Things may not get better if we try, but at least there's a chance.

white folks worried about Luigi Mangione’s violence spilling into their suburban, middle class lifestyles:

that you are worried that paperpushers like you may die in an attack is exactly why you have been told for decades to check your privilege.

there is no such thing as being innocent while paperpushing for fascists making money with eugenics-as-a-service.

you cannot absolve yourself with, “it’s just a paycheck”.

your whiteness, nor your paycheck, will protect you.

Tech journalists:

Soon, quantum computers will be able to break RSA by factoring arbitrarily large numbers, by way of [insert pseudoscience here]. Cryptography is doomed!!!

Meanwhile, quantum computers after decades and billions of dollars:

Sorry, I can't factor 35 yet.

@oldredsubby @mattmcirvin

I used to feel like I could always find anything I wanted with search engines. But, in the last five years that has no longer been true.

This is what Twitter looked like last time the federal minimum wage was raised btw……In 2009.

Does anyone remember what the program that posts cat picture to your terminal periodically while you are using it. I've been searching and getting no where.

if you're migrating to mastodon from bluesky i have one tip: you gotta write out "jesse singal". if you just say "i left bluesky to get away from js" they will agree with you but think you are talking about javascript

Bad excuse for WiFi issues 

It's wpa_suppliCANT, not wpa_suppliCAN

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