Listen, I would love a really fancy knife for cooking, but I'm a clumsy bitch and I WOULD gut myself.
@cyrridven sharper knives reduce mishaps actually, cutting with a blunt knife means you have to put more force to do the same work which makes slipping way more dangerous
@lambdagrrl my mishaps are more of the "drops knife" or "dries knife" or "dances with knife" variety.
@lambdagrrl tell that to my lack of impulse control
@cyrridven wen's lack of impulse control please do not dance with knife
@lambdagrrl she got distracted, sorry
@cyrridven please do not dance with knife