wen @cyrridven@computerfairi.es

octavia butler writing about the breaking down of society, immense inequality, and the election of a violent bigot running with the slogan “make america great again” in the late nineties is... whew

the second guy notes that "while she is in gender transition, for the time being she is still comfortable being identified as a female [sic] and with female pronouns"

tfw u have to censor your psychiatric assessment because the guy decided it was necessary to have a full paragraph explaining what you were wearing

looking at you, cis people who go "I think... he? they?... haha what is gender anyway" specifically and only at trans women

haha they playing sexual healing in the sexual health clinic waiting room I appreciate this

I do hope people stop tagging me in their GitHub templates, though.

I am comedy genius.

I've been making lots of cupcakes recently. That's it. That's what I wanted to say.

tfw you go into an ungendered bathroom and close the door, but it's disgusting beyond belief, so you leave again... but there's another woman waiting and she goes in after you... and then you can never look her in the eyes again

So great when your close colleagues constantly misgender you!

Lallies and gentlefairies, I am overwhelmed!

me, on caffeine: "AHH I'M IN A RACECAR CALLED LIFE AND EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE"

me, earlier today: "What do they mean 'How often do you feel overly active and compelled to do things, like you were driven by a motor?' That's a super weird question."

me, right now, shooting emails left and right, running around the building, doing a hundred tasks in parallel with no coordination: "Ohhh, that's what they mean."

“When you’re in a conversation, how often do you find yourself finishing the sentences of the people you are talking to, before they can finish them themselves?”

> "Very Often" does not begin to describe it

just filled out an adhd screening form and I feel like this form KNOWS me. oops.

this morning i:
- forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair;
- applied my skin care and makeup routine in reverse;
- heated soy milk with bits of the carton in there... somehow;
- left a trail of matcha and destruction without noticing.
honestly, i should be banned from mornings.

tfw your assessor is like “nah hon u too fucked for short-term therapy”

tfw you hold off on buying some nice new shoes 'cuz you're not sure for how long your feet are gonna keep shrinking

my landlord doesn’t want to provide a desk in the apartment ‘cuz he doesn’t wanna be “stuck with excess furniture” after the tenancy ends

Therapist: Here’s a soothing technique! Try doing a half smile and saying something mean to yourself! You CAN’T do it!

Me, smiling, to myself: You’re a burning heap of trash an nobody loves you.

Therapist: ...