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COVID'19 

Every time my mom tells me some shit like "The Netherlands is under full lockdown, which means that you can only have three people visit you in your house every day... it's really hard on the dutch people!" a small part of me dies.

Tried desparately to find a print shop in Roskilde today: called the only open one, a woman picks up. I say "Hello", she says "No, thank you" and hangs up.

Hey Agda peeps! Do you know an implementation of directed graphs and checking for cycles in Agda? If not, I'm maybe going to have to build it.

Hey CS Twitter, what's the goto text on implementing basic concurrency constructs using various primitives? (Specifically, the language I'm working with only has mutexes and conditional variables.)

Is there a way for me to tell Scheme to inline all non-recursive definitions in a source file?

I have since found System.Concurrency.Raw and Data.Ref so I'm gonna try and build something higher-level on top of this!🎉

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Heya @edwinbrady@twitter.com! If I wanted thread spawning and read-once, write-once memory cells in Idris2, where am I on a scale of "it's already there" to "lol nope"?

if you're wondering, this is my coping mechanism for having my umpteenth paper rejected with "this is a really well-written paper but I now think the result is trivial"

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anyway can we have a workshop where you can only submit tutorials for other people's work and it's reviewed exclusively by non-experts?

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hey i think that science communication and teaching resources should probably be considered academic outputs

violence against women 

RT @debcha@twitter.com

On this day in 1989, a gunman walked into an engineering school in Montreal and began to systematically shoot the female students. Fourteen women died.

I was a junior at the University of Toronto at the time.

I wrote about it on its 25th anniversary. tinyletter.com/metafoundry/let

🐦🔗: twitter.com/debcha/status/1335

Listen, Hyrule Battle isn’t my game, but it taught me one thing: all I want is a main series Zelda game where you play exclusively as Impa

If you make access to hormones difficult, you’re not stopping people from transitioning hormonally, you’re forcing them to do it at great cost and without any medical supervision.

RT @typer_uma@twitter.com

Free access to hormones is the only way forward.

People who want to transition will find access to hormones, either in the pharmacy or in the grey market. Cutting access from the former pushes people to the latter. This is as true for kids as for adults.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/typer_uma/status/1

if I had to implement a classifier to recognise the twitter bios of cishet white men I'd look for the absence of the word "tired"

set out to write a short little blog post on the foundations of session types but it looks like I'm gonna have trouble keeping it under 10K words 😅

Venom brought to you by the fact that @bring_dk@twitter.com didn't attempt to deliver my package, instead brought it to a pickup point, and are now refusing to tell me which pickup point.

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I feel that @bring_dk@twitter.com should probably rebrand to @pickup_dk@twitter.com, since they never actually attempt to deliver.

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