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them: Please relax the weeks before your surgery.

also them: Please conform to the ever increasing list of requirements we put on you, which keep invalidating your travel and hotel arrangements.

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Has someone written an introduction to cubical type theory for programmers yet?

Goddamnit people still don't understand masks even on planes???

Me: Cool, cool, cool. So I just wait at the border for the results, hope they're a little early, and then show 'em in the seconds long time window that they're valid?

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Netherlands: Make sure you have a negative test from a sample taken less than 48 hours ago.

UK Test Site: May be faster, but worst case you'll have your results in 48 hours!

people are using my air quality monitor to mine crypto, so now getting a second one is, like, twice as expensive?

my face when I’m asked if I’ve already gathered the receipts to prove I didn’t embezzle 5.1 billion euros

Anyone have any recs tor a one-handed detail sander for someone who doesn’t have the hands of a giant?

For most of my life, my mother implied that if I ever were to have surgery, I’d die on the operating table. I have to undergo surgery soon. Obviously, I’m having some FEELINGS.

I bought a set of finger splints to cope with trigger finger, but Dora has declared they are HERS and I am not to use them.

I wanna build a small gaming PC that can run Windows/Steam, and maybe Civ5 as the most high-end game. Anyone have advice on doing this relatively cheaply?

Month FIVE of waiting to be seen for a wrist injury. It's all the gender clinic now.

Pictured: Dora, getting ready for a long night of hacking

I have never celebrated halloween in my life, but I do like spooky things, so...

I think Facebook did a great job. Honestly, they should do this more often, maybe even permanently!

it is fucking terrifying how prescient octavia butler's parable of the sower was

Just when I thought I'd gone beyond the reach of the house of Orange.

Glad parsing Haskell is easy. Would be wild if code could somehow trigger a parse error 100 lines earlier in the file.

me: I'll take it easy
hyperfocus: I think the fuck not

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