jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

good morning lgbts let’s raise this yeast

this ones for you gendo

~~despacito~~

yall: bring up discourse
me: smacks you on the nose with a rolled up newspaper

i dunno about you guys but im here to toot about how much i love my girlfriend

queen of the FUCKING CASTLE

if you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear Mario leaping away in the distance

GOD the komaedas are taking over

to yeet
to have yote
to have been yate

mastodon is the fortnite of social media, am i right fellow gamers? 😆

Saw some venom smut and now I feel like a can seize the day

Carpie dini bros

This site belongs to us now and cishets can't use it

@bestcat @Melody here u go
i did these separated but if any of u wanted them together hmu and ill do it

you kids let your bullies know, being a bottom is nothing to be ashamed of!

is anybody in the real world actually broken up about HW Bush being dead? all this somber media bullshit and endless funeral procession feels like an extravagant stage play without an audience. this country is so fucking bizarre

On Tumblr you can scream into the void, but on Mastodon the void screams at you

It amazes me that #AardwolfMUD is somehow still up and running to this day, with only like maybe 500 active players?

Just remember, soon you’ll be mastogone.