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I thought the McElroy Brothers were a wrestling tag team ngl

You could show this to someone born in 1965 and they'd think we were speaking in tongues

"That's a girly cocktail" oh you mean a female-presenting tipple?

bend and snap,,, then spit in their mouth to spread rabies

🌱🌱🌸🌹🌿🌱🌱🌱🌷
🌾🌱☘🌱🌾🌱🌻 🌱🌱
🌱🌱🌱🌺🌳🌱🌱🌱🌱
🌹🌱🌱🌱🌱🌾🌼🌱🌱
🌱🌱💐🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱💐
🌹🌱🌱🌹🌿🌱🌱🌱🌱
🌳🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱🌱☘🌱
🌱🌱🌱💐🌱🌱🌿🌱🌱

PUT THE COOCHIE IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS SUBTOOTED

if you use the r-slur that's an unfollow from me tbh

if anyone here kins odie let me know so that i can kikc you into orbit yuo syupid fucking mutt i hate you

i am but a mere babie bottom...suckling off the tit of the bong....

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