jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

i want 2 smoke blunt behind taco bell with masto mootuals

JUST LET ME HIT YOUR FUCKING JUUL BRO
JUST ONCE

we are all just smashing random words together for attention

@LuckyLuciano personally i've never learned how to speak english im just tapping those keys hoping for the best

kiwi fruit tastes like boot
on mastodon we like to toot
got a gun I'm gonna shoot
BARS

shut the fuck up if you aint talking about minecraft sasuke

i may be a cat 🐈 but i’ve nothing save love and respect for all my rat 🐀 mutuals

if wearing furry boots is basic I don't want to be advanced.

omg lap catttt

i have work friend now