jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

you download the new mmo game everyone has been talking about. it was hyped up on reddit years ago but you never thought it would come out

you enter the game world. all there is is dragon. the ground is dragon, the sky is dragon, you're dragon. you can't breathe because the air is thick with dragon. every particle of matter in the game universe is dragon. every dragon is millions more dragons underneath.

at least it's realistic and science based

Is beating cops at a Pokémon battle praxis?

Once I had a dream that I made the most hated comment ever on Reddit and it was downvoted by everyone on the site and people bought me like a negative gold that kept me from logging in

companies making christmas ads now is just another reason we have to destroy capitalism tbh

the real reason the only horny ppl on this website are porn accounts is because whilst we haven't verbally acknowledged it, none of us have the heart to use the phrase "thirst toots"

tootuals do this

@Scarly
"Then perish"

jomny jomny
yes papap
writing tweets
no pappa

The supreme lifeform is Ursula the sea witch.
+ octopus
+ shapeshifter
+ witch
+ fat femme
+ was supposed to be voiced by Divine

@Toasterfucker stop censoring me

@GayBowser im kicking u from the rabbit

me gettin redy for coochie

HEY FOLLOWERS!!!!!! ...................................... I .,, love u....... [smooch]

plotting to overthrow the bourgeoisie

i humbly ask to see pictures of peoples pets

me and my friends waiting for coochie

#findingnemogang

*meets a mastodon user irl* i-i like your spinal cord!