jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@dankwraith @jzs42069
Pre-industrial: your maturity will be acknowledged through ceremony and your responsibilities to your community will be clearly stated and honored
Post-industrial: endless stagnant emotional adolescence combined with "you're never too young to make a mistake, and that's old enough to start a family"

#bongwatergang

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Formal introduction

me before mastodon: i'm coming to steal your tootbrushes

me after mastodon: i'm coming to steal your tootbrushes

i am try to lern gitar... but im vry bad

if someone pwints dah conquest of bwead buh wiff fwuffie speech i wiww mawwy them

There's many reasons to hate capitalism, one i discovered today was when i made a trip intent on buying shit and participating in the spectacle of consumer christmas I couldn't find shit to buy

The stock photo is my life. The meme is also relevant.

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If you claim to be an anarchist, you can NOT support gun control. Period. What the fuck kind of anarchist is like “yeah no government but also the government should keep people from getting guns”

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what if our spinal cords were twizzlers

my mom: Whats in the box?

me, looking at the box filled with cocaine and bones: You wouldn't understand....