jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

be still, left nut

me, worshipping new posts: what fucked up thing will I want to have sex with next

for three dollars you cant afford not to

he do a slepe

you are unbanned from free ham sandwich day

mastodon feels so much more like a community than tumblr did and i rly appreciate that

Manager: pulls everyone off the sales floor their whole shift to help ring

Sales floor: *is a fucking disaster*

Manager:

appreciate him

@sexybenfranklin He was only in it for the booty, anyway

@erinbee now they have to go thru Arrrrrr-bitration

@erinbee A great tragedy of our time.

after vomiting up everything left inside me this morning i was pretty hungry though lol

If these two can't make it in this mixed up world, who can?

ate so much pizza.

alright kill bill vol 1 streaming now

https://lets.rabb.it/UtFXdAcqwS
[cw: blood, violence, etc.]

https://www.paypal.me/illuminatedbeehive