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broke: paying ridiculous amounts of money for szechuan sauce
woke: make your own damn sauce

when i mess up a social interaction i can feel this pop up over my head

i have to go th e fuck to sleep i hope im alive in the morning

what does stability feel like and will i ever get it

horny on main. i fucked once im recounting that 

@LuckyLuciano How does that even work?

@arigato I think a few in history have eaten people, including small children

@arigato Yeah they're opportunistic omnivores. They'll snack on baby birds, eggs and small rodents

what if one day every horse just said "hey, let's eat meat"

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