jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es
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apparently it’s just teriyaki dipping sauce I mean damn that’s not hard to make I did it like two days ago
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@peculiar_perryble thats how i was with tumblr mdndkdnkf
now im here like “who wants to hear what the goblin in my brain has to say!!!”
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*closes mastodon*
hmmm what to do now?
*opens mastodon*
@peculiar_perryble Did you buy them or were they rescues?
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broke: paying ridiculous amounts of money for szechuan sauce
woke: make your own damn sauce
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when i mess up a social interaction i can feel this pop up over my head
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i have to go th e fuck to sleep i hope im alive in the morning
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what does stability feel like and will i ever get it
horny on main. i fucked once im recounting that
@LuckyLuciano How does that even work?
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spiders can fuck the rocks
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America's Funniest Bone Videos
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@arigato I think a few in history have eaten people, including small children
@arigato They're also given fish as supplements in cold regions
@arigato Yeah they're opportunistic omnivores. They'll snack on baby birds, eggs and small rodents
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