jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

you: adrenaline
me, a self absorbed intellectual: epinephrine

More unrealistic body standards for women

"In 1842, Charles Babbage asked Ada Lovelace to translate Louis Menebrea's essay on the Analytical Engine. She produced an article three times as long, with a "Notes" section full of wildly original ideas that anticipate many of the ways we use computers today."

http://www.fourmilab.ch/babbage/sketch.html

(via @mcnees on twitter)

@dankwraith there is no bad code, just happy little runtime errors

To my fellow olds whomst May have young/loud children: this $1.78 investment is worth every penny

there's no such thing as hate on mastodon because even if you do post hate on someone they'll just retoot it

all the signs are hoes

YouTube video: My Entire Life Up Until Now, Bass Boosted [157680 hours]

Boost and I'll give you a space cowboy name.

horny (self dx)

I own a lot of band shirts for someone anticipating the death of capitalism.

If you )(ave "weird" pronouns, I love you!!! I love you so muc)(!!!!! You are valid!!!!!! Keep being your funky little selves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tootuals do this: have a nice day

Mastodon is a pussy out occasion