jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold.

Reasons to join mastodon:

- No ‘influencers’

- Chronological timeline

- New mates

- Accessibility features

- CW etiquette

- Without the pressure of trying to please an audience via an algorithm to go viral, your shit-posting skills blossom into beautiful levels, shapes and colours that you didn’t know that you had in you.

- Horny on main

It has long been my opinion that what first ruined most (apart from being corporate-for-profit) was firstly when people started filling it with fully automated content and secondly when people started using lists instead of actually following those that they... followed.
Automated posts will near absolutely always result in less quality than if it is a person that e.g. reads an article and manually summarizes it.
I for example post a lot of stuff from some news agencies that has high quality and under-reported content, but are hrmmm... not primarily best at the English language. To then just auto-post those headlines without corrections, context and additions is just doing the actual content of the article a disservice.

Please consider prioritizing manual posts over automated (not saying MINE, just... in general).

working class solidarity shattered as co-worker asks "have you heard of this animated program called South Park?"

reminder that he/him lesbians are and will always be valid

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND!!!!
WHAT IF THE NIGHT IN THE WOODS CREW WAS ANIMATED AS A BAND AND MADE MUSIC LIKE THE GORILLAZ

imagine no ads on the radio that's communism babee

Leptopoma nitidum!!!!! LOOK!!

the only reason i'm still alive is because i want to see the year 2069

nothing brings out my fight mode more than white people being racist, be ready to catch these hands sally cracker smith

"the meteor is expected to strike the earth in the next 15 and a half minutes or so"
ME: "thank the fucking lord i have one more re-watch"

stay hydrated fuckers

babies flex on me because they have more bones

During yesterday's protest someone spraypainted Ronald Reagan's statue in Budapest accompanied with a "War Criminal" title on the ground.