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cool when right wingers complain about amtrak not being profitable while they dump trillions into road construction and management lol

re: very lewd 

I feel like that girl from every tg tf manga comic whos just had her first orgasm "as a girl" and realized how amazing it is

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if every straight person gets to assume im straight then i get to assume every girl is a lesbian because every woman has potential

I have no concept of moderation or time management

me, staring at edna from the incredibles: UGH her mind 🔥 💖

re: Cishet white confidence 

@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club @00dani
But I'm guessing that's not what he meant

re: Cishet white confidence 

@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
@00dani
Like if he actually design floating points operations in BASIC then I guess I can give him some credit

re: Cishet white confidence 

@slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
@00dani
How...how on Earth does he think that ever counts as a flex?

re: Cishet white confidence 

@slightlyflightyone wow, a single division operation,,,,, in a computer program,,,,, truly amazing

Fuck you Disney, Hakuna Matata belongs to all of us.

@Mailliw just get one major injury and you are fucked for life, to pay 6k instead isn't that bad. still bad, but better than a hospital bill multiple of that you got to pay completely out of your own pocket imo.

Tomorrow is the last day to register for Health Insurance so I looked at it and it's not too bad monthly... but the deductible is at least $6000. Haha okay. What's the point in getting insurance if no matter what, a health problem is going to bankrupt me?

re: gender; love; sexuality 

@slightlyflightyone
it definitely is- it's not something that's barred to you because of who you are

gender; love; sexuality 

@slightlyflightyone
i mean, i'm dating a genderfluid person, and i'm a lesbian

*peels off my skin and lets my true isopod forme out* girls night!!

imagine not being able to regenerate limbs

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I like watching reality cooking dramas because I like to see which assholes have no concept of culinary colonialism and have the audacity to complain to Indian, Carribean, and other colonized chefs that they put too much or too different of spices in their dishes.

May they rot in hell.

Colonized people presenting their culinary traditions through Eurocentric food challenges is valid af

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