jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

A picture of Jerry from last night. #photo #pets #gecko #leopardgecko https://wandering.shop/media/yYArkA3Ux5ONVeC_vFQ

Y'all… I love my gecko so much. In case you ever doubted that, here's a video I sneakily took of her tonight drinking from her water bowl, which I stripped the audio of because it was just badly echoey youtube video audio in the BG, and replaced with a version of "It's A Wonderful World" that my dad made for me on his keyboards and now I'm crying 😭

This may be the best thing I've ever made.

💚 💚

#MastoGeckos #MastoPets #Gecko #CrestedGecko #CorrelophusCiliatus #Lizard #Reptile

i do not have use for male or female soaps, i simply let the hot water run over my musty body.

#YellowVests: Solidarity demo in #NYC - Short report about a solidarity protes in New York. #GiletsJaunes #YellowJackets #ActeV #15Decembre Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/17/yellowvests-solidarity-demo-in-nyc/

WIP, wish me luck fellas
#mastoart #sketch #art #scifiart #horrorart #artistonmastodon

oh fuck yeah

mods are asleep post sexy hands

#creativetoots #toosexyfortumblr #art #mastoart

banjo boyzzz

nauseating masculinity
poisonous masculinity
toxic masculinity
fatal masculinity

@jackofallEves

mastodon is like the funnyman olympics but theres 1000 contestants and they all get 5 seconds to display their skills before theyre immediately launched from the stadium via cannon

pwease give me a promo I need to regain all my followers . w .

oh god markiplier is back again

for every like this gets i am gonna kickstart the revolution

when the revolution arives comrade teto will have to kill capitalist miku

the coochie echoes resound: "merry christmas! (ₐₛₛ ₐₛₛ ₐₛₛ ₐₛₛ) blblblblblblblbl! (ₗ ₗ ₗ ₗ)

i've never seen a klondike bar in person