jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

“Sir, although your brain is perfectly smooth, only regulation bowling balls are allowed at this establishment.”

I can't believe Mastodon is exclusively populated by wlw

it's definitely very strange to think that the torture trans kids go through is instructive in any capacity.

which one of you is the bog monster with moss covering your body as you wade in the shallows & which one of you is the forest nymph who brings berries and fruits to share, hair smelling like rain

I went on Amazon to see what I'd find if I searched "soap for men", and I was not disappointed LMFAO

I didn’t do anything cool in high school because I hated where I lived and I protested that by not living my life

i seem to have adopted a very cuddly cat

Me, thinking about commenting on a popular well thought out thread, “did u kno im did surgery on a gwape”

I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. I'm for justice, no matter who it's for or against. I'm a human being first and foremost, and as such I am for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.
-- Malcolm X

#anarchism #quote #bot

#Toronto: Far Right tried to hijack #YellowVests movement - Counter protests in Yellow #antifa #canada #giletsjaunes #15decembre Short report here: https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/17/toronto-far-right-tried-to-hijack-yellowvests-movement-counter-protests-in-yellow/

Whenever I turn on the light and Jerry's out and about he always looks like I caught him in the middle of doing something he's embarrassed about. #photo #gecko #reptile #pet https://wandering.shop/media/sKXn4jCc7cNuxp5DOVs

Jerry would like you all to know he thinks you're doing great. #pet #gecko #leopardgecko https://wandering.shop/media/90mkQE5_yFGdXQLn7n4

Local dragon emerges from cave in search of food. #photo #gecko #reptiles #leopardgecko https://wandering.shop/media/18ceAYJ_KBgWDlpgO_s

Getting in some quality time with Jerry this morning. #photo #gecko #pet #leopardgecko https://wandering.shop/media/v7mlT6Vw6pwuokOJDVc

A picture of Jerry from last night. #photo #pets #gecko #leopardgecko https://wandering.shop/media/yYArkA3Ux5ONVeC_vFQ

Y'all… I love my gecko so much. In case you ever doubted that, here's a video I sneakily took of her tonight drinking from her water bowl, which I stripped the audio of because it was just badly echoey youtube video audio in the BG, and replaced with a version of "It's A Wonderful World" that my dad made for me on his keyboards and now I'm crying 😭

This may be the best thing I've ever made.

💚 💚

#MastoGeckos #MastoPets #Gecko #CrestedGecko #CorrelophusCiliatus #Lizard #Reptile

i do not have use for male or female soaps, i simply let the hot water run over my musty body.

#YellowVests: Solidarity demo in #NYC - Short report about a solidarity protes in New York. #GiletsJaunes #YellowJackets #ActeV #15Decembre Read here --> https://enoughisenough14.org/2018/12/17/yellowvests-solidarity-demo-in-nyc/

WIP, wish me luck fellas
#mastoart #sketch #art #scifiart #horrorart #artistonmastodon