jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

god imagine not being touch starved

@garfiald eat my jorts

my job gives me an uncomfortable insight into just how many students put pieces of gum under their tables and chairs 😰

Sportswear from forced #labor in #China's internment camps (let's just say concentration camps) in the supply chain of US retailers https://www.cbsnews.com/news/china-internment-camps-forced-labor-us-sportswear-traced-to-factory/

it's not fatherland

it's not motherland

it's daddyland

hey. you're finally awake, huh? how are you feeling? you look confused. don't worry. the second phase is about to begin.

to simulate having a boyfriend of my own, i read gay stories on wattpad written by straight teenage white girls

liberals really struggling with the concept that Exxon Mobil is more dangerous to the US people than Putin

@laser got it bounce them off my dick

@Pixley money is so fucking stupid lmfao

one time we got a cardboard cutout of beloved film director Agnés Varda, so i took a bunch of pictures of her helping out around the cinema

once you see suspenders on a cute girl it's impossible to truly hate them

@wicche @cambrian_era
Ah yes, that old school anti-penetration bullshit.

Like, shit, maybe it's not even that they're into dick so much as that there's more to a partner than their genitalia?

These people act like everyone other than trans people are weird genital-seeking robots where that's the be all and end all of love, sex, and human interaction and that's fucking bizarre.