jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

nice

merr lizmas

[if u know the source of these photos pls lmk]

Incinigarf

gay rights revoked cause i never watched naruto

Shredding Me to Bits and Cleaning Them Beans

I'm going to go on shark tank and pitch communism

this is the most 2018 story possible

@peculiar_perryble the emote is facing the shark so it looks like the cookie is gonna kill the shark

I know tourists are always advised to wear their bags on their chests and not their backs. But it feels like there’s no better way to make sure everyone around you knows you’re a tourist.

Like, you may as well be carrying a sign.

fun gay fact: girls

the powerhouse is the mitochondria of the city

people marrying their clones and making awful pirate puns? in my mentions? it's more likely than you think

here i sit
broken hearted
went fart
instead i sharted

well, well, well, take a look at Fucktown, USA over here