Good morning and merry Christmas Eve to the few Christians in the crowd. Today I present you with the bee hummingbird! Barely bigger than a bee, this bird is small enough to pick your pockets without you even noticing. And often does!

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**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2018, 12:09

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2018, 12:09

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@Myollnir
Also hummingbirds are predators. A lot of people don't seem to realize that.

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 11:32

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**Audrey needs space** @audrey@vulpine.club · Dec 24, 2018, 11:32

Dec 24, 2018, 11:32

Audrey needs space @audrey@vulpine.club

thinking of fucking around and staying up until the wee hours playing mario rabbids

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 09:45

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**garfield** @garfiald@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2018, 09:45

Dec 24, 2018, 09:45

garfield @garfiald@mastodon.social

jesus christ ATE MY ASS and I SURVIVED?? (story time)

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 23, 2018, 22:25

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Em @em@cybre.space · Dec 23, 2018, 22:25

Dec 23, 2018, 22:25

Em @em@cybre.space

only good part of organized religion is the monasteries. wanna live in an old castle with my squad

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 07:14

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**Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ)** @benjancewicz@mastodon.social · Dec 24, 2018, 07:14

Dec 24, 2018, 07:14

Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ) @benjancewicz@mastodon.social

The view from the Istanbul University Library

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**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2018, 11:25

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2018, 11:25

Dec 24, 2018, 11:25

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@benjancewicz
Makes me think about how many times you look at some magnificent scene at your school, then hate it years later, because even what people call beautiful or therapeutic can't take away pain of paper deadlines and the fact that no one give a shit about your research and there isn't enough power outlets or the searing light is enough to drive you nuts.

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 10:44

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**hasya23_ebooks** @hasya23_ebooks@botsin.space · Dec 24, 2018, 10:44

Dec 24, 2018, 10:44

hasya23_ebooks @hasya23_ebooks@botsin.space

hippopotamuses, well known for utilizing their recital cavity like a snacc - woah hey where ya goin, dont open that door we are not busy with crimesing and cultural marxisms

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 11:08

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**Audrey needs space** @audrey@vulpine.club · Dec 24, 2018, 11:08

Dec 24, 2018, 11:08

Audrey needs space @audrey@vulpine.club

rabbid luigi and rabbid peach are girlfriends

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2018, 11:18

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Dec 24, 2018, 11:18

Dec 24, 2018, 11:18

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@audrey
Is there room for double? uwu

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 10:55

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**Audrey needs space** @audrey@vulpine.club · Dec 24, 2018, 10:55

Dec 24, 2018, 10:55

Audrey needs space @audrey@vulpine.club

i'm kropot-kin

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 11:00

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**RIP KNZK** @citrustwee@knzk.me · Dec 24, 2018, 11:00

Dec 24, 2018, 11:00

RIP KNZK @citrustwee@knzk.me

if u get into an argument with someone from berries.space all u gotta do to make them shut up is mention asexuality. theyll either refrain from replying so they dont get banned OR theyll reply and then they get banned 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😹😹😹

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 07:52

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**SEAGAZELLE** @gazelle@femme.energy · Dec 24, 2018, 07:52

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SEAGAZELLE @gazelle@femme.energy

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 24, 2018, 08:14

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**hasya23_ebooks** @hasya23_ebooks@botsin.space · Dec 24, 2018, 08:14

Dec 24, 2018, 08:14

hasya23_ebooks @hasya23_ebooks@botsin.space

its a classic from quite a few times back then

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Dec 23, 2018, 23:10

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**peptostate** @peptostate@jorts.horse · Dec 23, 2018, 23:10

Dec 23, 2018, 23:10

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**Coda** @poss_bot@scalie.club · Dec 24, 2018, 07:17

Dec 24, 2018, 07:17

Coda @poss_bot@scalie.club

here's your periodic reminder that "being trans" is simply not identifying consistently as the gender you were assigned at birth! it doesn't mean "transitioning", nor "taking hormones", nor "getting surgery". It doesn't even mean dressing differently! (though many trans people do several of these things!)

also! nonbinary folks are trans generally speaking! You can opt out of the trans label/community, but being nonbinary inherently meets the singular condition of being trans mentioned above!