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@CornishRepublicanArmy
:drake_dislike: paying for multiple aeroplane tickets
:drake_like: voring everyone and paying for only one

:drake_dislike: paying for anything
:drake_like: voring the police

jordan peterson is probably crying right now

jordan peterson, -phobia 

the most horrifying concept for normies is that others will one day be treated with the same basic level of respect and acceptance that they have passively enjoyed their entire lives

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jordan peterson, -phobia 

normies fucking love jordan "kermit" peterson because he gives them what they crave: academic approval of their extremely culturally normative and widely accepted values and prejudices, and feeding of their persecution complex by the insinuation that these values are under attack by powerful institutions (they arent)

People who think they have no ideology remind me of people who think they have no accent

@wintgenstein THEY'RE PUTTING TOOTS IN THE TIMELINE... THAT TURN THE FREAKING HETS GAY

when the new youtuber you find starts calling out bigotry in a film they're mocking 👍

me, a brainless undergrad computer science student: ok i need to do some humanities requirements "the problem of evil" sounds cool

me, emerging 5 months later with an enormous beard and a crazed expression on my face: fuck

@Dayglochainsaw im glad he finally found his calling 10 years after becoming a lets play guy was a good idea

We're gonna end up circling back around and gay is just gonna mean cheery and happy and good again

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Loving when I see people use gay to not mean just homosexual but nonconforming healthy relationships/attractions

@yet and they can’t hide their money in offshore accounts so they put it into the economy by buying stuff. not to mention creating jobs,

drug dealers do more good for the economy than hedge fund managers

@Dayglochainsaw @NuclearTess
"The day you were born, the very forests of Furaffinity whispered... 'yiff'. "

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